The Vale — Restaurant in Wales

One of the most cliquey pubs I've ever been in. I was on my own and sat down with my pint of Stella – the only beer on tap, but a good price – when the locals quizzed me as to why I was there. Knowledge of my unwanted presence spread like wildfire. I was then accused of being "the fuzz" and invited out the back to "have a word" by some 20-something tough guy. I didn't accept the invitation, obviously, as I like my face the way it is.

I found it so bizarre, entertaining and surreal that I stayed for a second pint, which ruffled more feathers and resulted in dagger-eyes being thrown at me.

After sinking that pint, I headed to another local boozer – where nobody showed any concern towards me – where I drank in peace, contemplating whether David Attenborough was aware of this new civilisation I'd discovered. He probably isn't interested, though, so I wrote this...

I've been in some grim pubs in my time but this one is definitely in the top 5. Standing outside I could tell it wasn't welcoming but I was in need of a pint so... Anyway, it turns out they don't sell any other beer than lager not even in bottles. It's also bare, bright and just uncomfortable inside. I left quickly.

I guess if you like nasty gassy lager in a venue which looks ripe for a fight then this is the place for you. Otherwise avoid...

Wow what a wonderful welcoming pub .greeted on arrival by amazing staff the locals all. Made us feel welcome will be revisiting ASAP can't...