TLDR – Place smells like pee, service is bad, food is even worse (inedible). I would not feed this “food” to my dogs, but I’ll be sure to send my enemies here. I am completely boggled as to why a restaurant with the word "Seafood" in the name repeatedly serves imitation crab, how everyone was happily shoveling this garbage down their gullets (copious amounts of alcohol were involved, I presume), how this establishment remains in business, and why the average rating is 4.4 stars. Don’t eat here if you have taste buds.

Upon walking in, you are greeted by a strange odor (urine but I could be wrong). The dining area looked a little dingy but hey, atmosphere lighting, right?

My husband and I ordered 2 appetizers; the stuffed mushroom caps and the Louisiana crab cakes. The crab cakes were abysmal, to say the least. They are mostly breading. The sauce that was served with them was lumpy and had separated, with grease was sitting on top of the sauce. I was sooooo confused while eating the crab cakes and sat there chewing them when it suddenly hit me: fake, imitation crab! The stuffed mushroom caps were pretty good; except (again) the fake imitation crab gave them a weird chewy texture.

The server comes by with our salads and no bread. They were out of bread, apparently. I only found out because I asked. The salads were okay minus the drenched lettuce and the fact that I had to cut the lettuce into edible pieces since it was literally a half head of lettuce cut into 2 pieces with the toppings on top.

Our entrees arrived and once again, fake imitation crab was used for my chicken Oscar. I also had to ask the server to bring the mashed potatoes that came with my dinner, as she forgot them. I should have not bothered as they were clearly instant potatoes and cold. My meal was lukewarm, soggy, and frankly, disgusting. My husband ordered seafood Au Gratin and was also disappointment with his meal. The shrimp in his au gratin were rubbery and tasted of dish detergent. The scallops were also rubbery. The same gross sauce that was served with the crab cakes was used on my chicken Oscar and my husband’s seafood Au Gratin.

Our server arrived with to-go boxes and we politely declined them. She held them out once again, as if we were obligated to take these pathetic “meals” back to our garbage.

The service left much to be desired: 1) my water glass was empty most of the duration, with me having to ask for a refill 2) at one point the server admitted she had forgotten about us 3) I had to ask for the rest of my meal 4) I had to ask for bread, then was informed they had run out 5) being a server myself, I was left wondering why she never asked if everything was okay with our meals seeing as how they were left mostly untouched and we did not want to take them with us.