I think I stumbled upon a culinary conspiracy that rivals the moon landing.
I ordered, thinking I was about to embark on a journey of savory delight. But as I took that first bite, something tasted oddly familiar. It hit me like a ton of bricks: this taco meat wasn't seasoned beef; it was seasoned betrayal!
The meat has evolved throughout the years and, dare I say it, no longer resembles a Purina product, or my personal favorite "Soylent Green".
I couldn't help but chuckle between bites, imagining the chef in the back scooping handfuls of kibble into the taco shells with a mischievous grin. The joke is on him though, because I am about that life.
Despite the questionable origins of the meat, I couldn't stop eating. Maybe it's the thrill of living on the edge, or maybe it's just the fact that I'm a sucker for a good mystery. Either way, Taco Bell, you've won this round.
So, if you're ever in the mood for a taco that'll make you question your life choices and your pet's dietary preferences, head on over to Taco Bell. Just don't ask too many questions about where the meat came from. Some mysteries are best...
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Read moreWaited in line for 15 minutes. Finally ordered food. Four employees working. Lady working drive thru told young lady not to touch front register, so she went on break. Lady working drive thru said she all employees were working drive thru to get customers orders out. I finally asked ‘What about customers in the lobby.’ Hmm no response. I work at a bank and wait on customers as they come thru, in drive or lobby. After I spoke up manager got jumping on my order and I realized guy in front of me was quiet in a corner waiting on his food. I apologized to him and hey finally got his order out. Man behind me cancelled his order and got money back. Manager came up and said they had not started part of my order and asked if I wanted other food. I told him NO and asked for full refund. Asked who I needed to complain to, if they were privately owned or part of franchise, manager did not know. Left aggravated and with no food. Workers except lady in drive were busting butt and tried real hard. Such a bust place and sorry service. Will not try...
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