Duncan Dining Hall — Restaurant in College Station

I'd give it 5 stars, but I'm factoring breakfast and dinner. Both of those get a meager 0.03 stars. The only thing good about their breakfast and dinner is that they contain calories and some protein. But then again so do insects.

The lunch is definitely 5 stars, and seeing as how that is the only meal that the public can really enjoy at this location, I'd say it's weighted much heavier than the pathetic breakfasts and dinners. Oh, hey did I mention they have terrible breakfasts and dinners?

Lunch is on point, if they could figure out how to make the rest of the meals that good, we'd be solid. ...

The Peppercorn-Crusted Filet Mignon with Port Jus was incredible. Ask the hostess for a table near the "Brigades" section so you can hear the outfits yell out "God Bless Texas." You definitely probably won't need to use copious amounts of Pepto-Bismol and Gas X immediately after eating here. And I've only been hospitalized once as a direct result of...

Healthy and consistent quality food. Buffet style service and plenty of space. Guests are accepted and lunch is best.

Time to go? Fried Chicken Tuesday is popular and they prepare plenty.

Atmosphere is relaxed and being around college kids is...