I recently had the pleasure (or should I say displeasure) of takeout at Beefside, and let's just say it was an unforgettable experience. I ordered the brisket dinner, while my wife went for the "ultimate" chicken option.
Now, the brisket tasted like it had been sitting in a time capsule for a decade. Its color was off, and it had this peculiar vinegar tang that made me question the chef's sanity. I shared a bite with my wife, and she too was convinced that something was terribly amiss. To be honest, after a few bites, I decided to play it safe and chucked my brisket in the trash. It was, without a doubt, the worst brisket I've ever had – it tasted so sour, it could've been auditioning for a reality show.
But the real gem of the evening was the "ultimate" chicken. I'd rename it the "Constipation Curer." This culinary masterpiece was a bland, basic chicken sub filled with more cheese and veggies than chicken. After a couple of bites, I started to miss the questionable brisket, which is saying something. My wife soldiered on, bless her heart, and the next day she was rewarded with an unexpected bout of food poisoning. I have a hunch that the endoscopy nurse had to call out sick after indulging in that sub.
I used to be a regular here three years ago, but I've sworn off Beefside for good. The food was a disaster, and the service was equally concerning. When I entered to pick up my order, I overheard the cooks reminiscing about their days of pulling a George Costanza – you know, not showing up for work and then waltzing in like nothing happened. I couldn't help but wonder if they were treating the kitchen like a Seinfeld episode, and that's not exactly the kind of behind-the-scenes drama I want to encounter at a restaurant.
So, to sum it up, if you're looking for a unique experience that involves dodgy brisket, a "Constipation Curer" chicken sub, and a front-row seat to kitchen shenanigans, Beefside is your place. As for me, I'm bidding this establishment adieu and praying for better dining adventures...
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