McDonald's — Restaurant in Eau Claire

Okay so the Mac & Don Supper Club has more to it than meets the eye... one day, upon using the restroom (after dining on McDouble and McPie), I found a switch on the underside of one of the toilets in the men's room. Don't ask me how I discovered it, nonetheless I flipped it to see what it was for.

The toilet flushed, but also the water drained out completely and the floor broke away at the area around the commode, along the grout lines of the tile. The latrine was now slowly turning clockwise as the void in the floor gave way to reveal a tight spiral staircase that led downstairs.

While descending I could hear a faint chant of what sounded like soul-less children (also don't ask how I know what discerns a soul-less child sound from a soul-ful one) singing railroad songs. When I made it to the bottom of the staircase I chanced to witness a brightly colored foreman with a big red afro cracking a McWhip in the vicinity. This guy was a clown - always making people laugh. Red hair, red and yellow pantsuit (with hi-water bottoms), and signature clown shoes, this was Ronnie Mcdonny and he looked to oversee any funny business (or clowning around). So I paid a shady character from Shaw Town to give him monkey pox. Since then, life has never been as animated as this situation... and the McDoubles...

They always mess something up on my order. Lots of times we've gotten happy meals with no toys. If my daughter gets chicken nuggets there will be no sauce and one time both happy meals didn't have fries. Recently my kids just wanted water with their happy meals so when they asked what to drink I said water for both. Notice they put an .80 up charge for bottled water. I didn't care however I'd rather my kids drink water than pop any way. But I get to the window and they hand me tiny little kid glasses of water that were mostly ice. I said excuse me ma'am but I was charged 1.60 extra for bottled water. She looked confused as hell and went to go get her manager. The manager came to the window and said sorry but we don't give cups of water with happy meals you have to pay extra for bottled water. I said that's all fine and dandy but I paid extra for bottled and got these tiny glasses (that I was holding) you say you all don't give out...it was so weird that it took two employees to understand that I just wanted what I paid for. Maybe if they'd fully listen to my complaint before walking away. Wasn't complaining about the up charge I was complaining that I got no upgrade for that upcharge. It was an easy simple exchange that took two people and way...

I would give this place a zero star, but it’s not an option. I pulled up to the first window and noticed that the computers were shut off and there was nobody there. After waiting for a couple minutes, I pulled up to the second window. Lady started handing me drinks an I gave her cash. She said she had never worked this early and didn’t know what to do. After a minute she took the cash and gave me my change, no problem. She gave us our food and drinks. I noticed that I was missing something and the lady that gave us our food was gone. There was two other employees that were standing near the window and they BOTH saw me wave at them so I could get my missing item. I waved and waved for 5 minutes and they both glance up at me the whole time while they were talking. They just stared at me while I was waving at them to come to the window. One lady had on a blue shirt, and another just had the same old gray shirt that all the employees wear. The lady that gave me my food finally came back and saw me wave. I told her the situation and she said they were having “technical issues.” I was late for work and all I needed...