Kiki's Mexican Restaurant — Restaurant in El Paso

0 STARS!!!!! Not for me! It was too loud and I barely could understand everyone because they were speaking Spanish! I also spended about $150+ per person. Could you imagine? 150 DOLLARS!!! It also took not just 1 or 2 but THREE HOURS that I waited for a table! When the food was ready, it tasted HORRIBLE. It tasted like slop but with extra spice. The service was bad. The atmosphere was gross. In fact, the whole restaurant was bad. There was food on the ground. Babies Cry here and there 24/7. And the insects. Well that's just ANOTHER LEVEL OF GROSSNESS. There are roaches, spiders, ants and other creepy crawlers everywhere. Someone even reported a SPIDER in his "Tex-Mex" Taco. The people who work there are a whole new level of mean! They just scroll on their phones while people are trying to get their orders. (They also speak Spanish) I heard some stories (possibly myths) that they even SWEAR at you if you are 'bugging them' according to them. It's Just Bad, Filthy, Yucky, Gross, Mean and Many more. I will never EVER in my life EVER AGAIN to come or even SEE this Mess. I recommand all of you reading this to not come to this restaurant in your live time. RUN AWAY if you see this restaurant. GO HIDE. NEVER COME BACK. I am saying goodbye to this ''what so ever'' PLACE. Actually Since this is like the "Mexican Spanish blah blah blah" side of Texas, I'm saying ADIOS. ADOIS "peepee" Mexican Restaurant! Y'all should really tell the government of Texas to close...

So, picture this: It's Sunday night in El Paso, and I find myself at Kiki's Mexican Restaurant. It's like the chosen one, the only joint open past 8 pm. Our Airbnb host gave it a big thumbs up, so why not embark on this culinary adventure?

As I stroll into what seems like a time capsule of El Paso's culinary history, the walls covered in articles from the Jurassic era (okay, 1988). Prices for Enchiladas were apparently $3-4 back then, and shockingly, they're still in the same ballpark today. Inflation, where art thou?

I bravely order the Number 2 combo plate with Brisket, a symphony of 2 Red Enchiladas, One Meat Taco, and One Chile Relleno. It's the ultimate sampler platter – the Cheesecake Factory of Mexican cuisine. The plate's so massive; I half-expected it to come with its own GPS tracker. And the price? A steal. The food, though? Meh. The brisket was like a well-done skirt steak – tender yet not the love story I was hoping for. The Chile Relleno was good, but let's say it didn't make me want to write a sonnet.

Now, coming from LA, where Mexican food reigns supreme, Kiki's didn't quite make it to the Hall of Fame. The highlights? Wallet-friendly prices and their unique approach to serving food – a little too unique, as I almost became a connoisseur of red chile-covered plastic zip ties.

In conclusion, is Kiki's worth a visit? Well, it's like that quirky friend you keep around for the laughs – entertaining but not exactly a Michelin...

Update 11/24/2024.. ok I don't know what to start with.. at first... I called Kiki's Mexican restaurant thru Sign language relay service.. somehow it hanged up on me I feel like it is not cool to hang up on sign language interpreter relay... come on staff? we the deaf customer does exist... we're not scammer caller... anyway I walked in and asked for manager after I explained to him what happen.. seem it is avoid on my situation anyway I did ordered a Cheeseburger and fries.. it was good somehow I did tasted a jalapenos and it is Soo spicy.. I can't eat spicy due of acid reflux.. anyway I think I do give a two star on Cheeseburger .. however I prefer stick with chicken taco for now anyway thank you .. also the lady, that she is very friendly..

Updated 07/18/2024 OMG! Thank you manager to listening my feedback, however taco chicken is great! Bean and rice are the way i love.. so now i can change a better rate.. now on i'll come next time to order it thanknyou so much So guys i suggest y'all come and eat! It is frigging delicious! I understand there is alot people in waiting, i suggest is to take out!

I ordered taco chicken come with rice and beans.. for take out. I arrived my home and start to eat the food that i ordered... and i noticed that taco has good cripsy but overcooked burnt, i ate it.. it was good but don't like to taste burnt taco.. chicken is right on spot even bean and rice is...