Johnny Longhots Steaks - Hainesport, NJ — Restaurant in Hainesport Township

I was across the street getting oil change on my pickup truck. I decided to go eat something and looked on google what was close to me and Johnny Longhots came up. I walked on over and walked inside and was amazed at the awesome murals on the walls and all the hometown decorations. You can see the owner spared no expense when designing this place. Everything is 🔝 Class. I ordered a Cheesesteak with Fried Onions and Cooper sharp on a seeded roll and French fries with a side of wiz. The cheesesteak was amazing well seasoned and the copper sharp oh my god it’s so addicting was in every bite of steak and not globbed up in one area. The bread is incredible. The best I’ve had. The French fries were curly and nice size crunchy and delicious. The best part was that they use real wiz. I can’t tell you how many places use fake wiz. All in all everything was delicious and worth the price point. That seeded roll. I’m still thinking about it. I definitely will be back. Everyone was polite and professional. I highly recommend this place if you love sandwiches. They also have cutlets and cold hoagies and big menu. Thanks Johnny Longhots for bringing some fire food to the neighborhood. You have a lot of duds...

Completely Disappointed

I have visited Johnny Longshots exactly twice. One in Marlton and once, yesterday, in Hainesport. Two very different experiences.

Marlton was good. The food was fine, the service and people were pleasant. My buddy and I went – we got 2 cheesesteaks, 2 cokes, 2 fries, lots of food…..total cost $28.53. No problem.

Hainesport sucked. I ordered one cheesesteak, one coke, one fries…..a lot less food…$23.99 and the food sucked. The steak was tasteless and they forgot the onions. The waitstaff (the girl at the register) was curt, rude, unpleasant, unhelpful and downright nasty. I was asked if I wanted a “seeded roll”…up charged me $.75 ( never mentioned an added cost). Did I want cheese on my cheesesteak (isn’t that what a cheesesteak is)? Another upcharge. The place is called Johnny LONGHOTS – longhots on my sandwich was $1.75. Yet another upcharge. All this and the food sucked.

Marlton is better, prices are way better. People are way better. Hainesport is a total rip-off. Will NEVER go back and…I am telling everyone I know NOT TO PATRONIZE this place.

Oh, did I mention this...

So this is a kitschy Philadelphia sandwich shop with semi-rude sayings on the wall, a killer playlist I think they were playing the Smiths and Frankie Goes to Hollywood when we were there. It was like a whole northeast Philadelphia + "Jawn" + 80s music history lesson for our kids ages 8 and 10. Plus, saves us a 30 min trip into Philly.

The menu is a bit overwhelming, so I picked the Gazzo and my husband picked one of the cheese steaks. Those long hots are no joke!!! I would suggest not getting the long hots unless you eat Hot Cheetos or Takis on the regular and your taste buds are gone anyways. I can't believe regular people are eating long hots. They taste like a habeñero pepper mixed with the spiciest Indian chili. Suppose it might be a macho point of pride to finish a Gazzo. Oh! And the soda machine has Amish birch beer which you can't find in most places.

Anyhoo, my husband and I could have split one sammich and shared the fries. Only problem is getting him on board with a Paisano or a Paulie. By the way, rest in peace, Paisanos...best sandwich place in...