I write this not from a place of anger, but from a place of profound despair and on a toilet 🥀physical agony, still hurting from what can only be described as a culinary crime against humanity. This wasn't a meal it was a punishment, a costly, flavorless, and utterly unforgivable descent into digestive hell. The saga began with a glimmer of hope and an empty stomach, I should have went to Taco Bell but of course I wanted to try new things .NEVER TRY NEW THINGS!!!! The Taco Bell employees would’ve never done this to me rather the less i was swiftly replaced by a feeling of being taken for a fool. A glance at the bill revealed a number that seemed less like a total for tacos and more like the down payment on a small, used vehicle in Facebook marketplace . $67. For what????? I WANT TO KNOW THE REASON For mid tacos and a vague, beige-colored filling that tasted of little more than regret the salsa was awful and adding onto that they are stingy with the meat and the salsa 😐 The staff, if they can even be called that, treated us not as customers, but as intruders interrupting their fun time Requests were met with withering stares, 🧍🏻♀️questions were met with shrugging and ugly looks but the faces looking at me were ugly to begin with🥀🥀 .The experience felt less like dining out and more like an unwelcome visit to a black hole The meal itself was delivered with a theatrical sigh, and crickets 🦗 and with the kind of sullenness that suggests our mere presence was an inconvenience. And then, the food. The tacos, the very items for which we paid a mortgage sum, were a testament to mediocrity. They were neither good nor bad, but a neutral, indifferent void of flavor. "Mid" doesn't even begin to cover it—this was the culinary equivalent of a gray, cloudy with a chance of meatballs but the betrayal that came hours later. For as I sit here, a captive in my own bathroom, NO I’m a hostage in my own bathroom $67 poorer and my life flashing before my eyes, it is clear that these tacos were not just "mid." They were a ticking time bomb of intestinal distress. This wasn't a bad restaurant experience. This was a tragedy. A gut wrenching, wallet-emptying, soul crushing tragedy. Save your money. Save your dignity. But most importantly, save your digestive tract from the catastrophe that awaits you at this establishment. You have been warned. WARNED I SAY 🥀🥀 go to Taco Bell or literally...
Read moreLove it. Some reason I thought it was a restaurant not food truck but still happy with the food. Really glad they stay open late. Not the best I've had but I'm really happy with what I got. Will definitely try again because they stay open late.
Stopped by again and this time it was the weekend. It was busy but the birria was hot and fresh this time since they were really busy. It was better than last time and I'm hooked. My other local birria stop is a restaurant and the price is cheaper but just as good. That's the thing about food trucks and their prices but overall I'm really happy with this new late night stop of mine.
They really don't know English so if you wanna get technical with your order it will take a bit and might not come out right. When ordering she will ask if you want cheese in the birria and will cost extra. I asked for 3 birrias and gotten 4. I'm not sure if it comes in a plate of 4 or not but...
Read moreOk, to start, I myself am from los angeles califas. This food truck claims to be from califas. 1st of all it's a food truck. We were the only customers and had to wait 20 minutes for 2 orders of tacos. A fail. 2nd the carne asada tacos lacked flavor and we're dry as all hell. The birria tacos were nicely fat but the meat was slightly chewy. In all honesty this place gets a 2 star at best. Up your game TACO LOCO ! You know damn well you'd fail in califas. That's you made it in Texas, bcuz there's no ops. And oh yeah, they're expensive as all hell and they charge for EVERYTHING. Xtra lil cup of salsa, Xtra jalapeno....EVERYTHING. Would I go back ? Negative ! I'll keep looking for the SPOT. AND THATS AN...
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