Visions Mens Club — Restaurant in New Orleans

While in New Orleans on business a local guy I met at a French Quarter club suggested I take the short Lyft ride to Visions… “where the locals go for adult entertainment”.

Free parking and small cover. It was a Friday night and there must have been upwards of 65-75 Southern Belles, where a guy can find any attribute he could want lol.

The curvy, well polished wooden bar must have the longest runway in the Deep South!

The girls follow one another beginning from the easy spin pole, then up and down one bar, then up and down another connecting bar the same size….plenty of topless eye candy galore.

There is an outdoor deck in the back, two champagne rooms, VIP rooms for private lap dances, and super private party rooms where you and a babe (or babes) of your choice can create vivid memories of pure lust.

One girl who caught my eye and who was pure delight was “Veronica”. She came across more as the adorable girl next door than a typical stripper, as I found that some of these girls have day jobs and go to Visions for bucket list extras (good for them!)

Veronica was very down to earth, smart, beautiful with a model figure and nonstop fun as a conversationalist and an engaging entertainer….in short, you are the center of her universe for the time you choose to spend with her, and she won’t disappoint.

I’m sure there are plenty of other “gems” at Visions but that one New Orleans Lady put a smile on my face until I left to (slowly) make my way home.

Kudos to Visions and their babes in New Orleans…. “home of the next...

I had the best time at Visions last night! The energy in the room was electric from the moment I walked in. The lights, music, girls, , everything on point. But the true standout of the night? Magdalena.

Magdalena didn’t just perform , she commanded the stage. Her presence was magnetic, her look was flawless, and her performance was next-level. Not only that , but her ability to engage in thought provoking conversation and hold my attentionI was not something I was expecting to find in the club.

It’s rare to meet someone who can own the stage … and hold a genuine, meaningful conversation after the stage lights dims. Magdalena is that rare kind of person. Beyond her jaw-dropping performances , she has this incredible ability to truly listen. She made me feel seen, heard, and fully present in the moment..

Her wit, warmth, and authenticity kept me locked in from the first word. I left a piece of my heart behind that night. I find myself already planning the next night back. She's not just a reason to go to Visions …. she’s the...

With the highest ratings of all strip clubs in NOLA, I made the drive and was somewhat satisfied. No cover charge. Ladies was beautiful. First time I seen ladies walk the table and it is also my first time at the club. This was during the day with a few patrons. The first lady walked up to each gentlemen with a quick dance. When she came to me, she gave me a quick dance and just stared at me. She asked me if I just walked in and said "Yes and it's my first time here". Somewhat professionally, she told me that I can tip if I enjoyed the show and quickly left. Basically, a patron is REQUIRED to tip a lady, regardless if you like her or not. The 2nd lady walked up and this time, I had a tip ready. She did the same quick dance, I tipped her and quickly left. Pretty annoyed, finished my drink and left. The only two things I enjoyed was a dance on the main stage before the lady walked up to me and that the drinks was reasonably priced. Had a somewhat good experience. Perhaps I'll come in...