KFC — Restaurant in Putnam

This KFC is like a twilight zone. I was high as hell walking in there confident with my order, ready for some mediocre fried chicken and I walk in and behold- the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in real life. I looked around cuz I thought I just walked into a KFC, not a model casting, photo shoot, a god damn chipendales, IDFK I was so confused, and immediately forgot my entire being. He was tall with tattoos all over, perfect haircut and face groomed to the 9s, seaweed green eyes and just taking orders all godlike serving the sexiest chicken ive ever seen, with his molten chocolate lava cake like voice just dripping and warm and gooey.. I mean the man convinced me to buy a 15$ brownie cake that I didn’t know I needed to have… he asked and I said yes instantly. He could have asked if I wanted to buy the fryer and I would’ve said yes, his shoes that he freshly stepped in dog doo doo and I would have said yes. I swear that man only eats chicken and works out at the gym, he was so perfect. But anyways…. If you want some sexy chicken served by the Gods, this...

I Just had dumbest Interaction at a KFC I have ever had , on Friday night at 4:30 pm. I wanted a 12 pcs meal breast and thighs only spilt evenly between extra crispy and regular . And of course I am always willing to pay any up charge for not wanting wings and legs . They told me they don’t have enough chicken to do that . I can only buy meals as they are advertised. I said let me get this straight . On Friday at 4:30 you don’t have 3 pcs of extra crispy thighs and 3 pcs of regular thighs , and 3 pcs extra crispy breast and 3 regular breast. We have the chicken but we can only sell the meals as seen on the menu , we don’t want to run out thighs and breasts . Run out ? It’s 4:30 on Friday you can’t fry more chicken if you get low on a particular cut . We can only sell the meals as advertised. I will never be back . Can’t wait for the next franchise to take over that spot when this fails . Don’t waste your hard earned money here folks . How can you not have enough chicken before the dinner rush when you only...

I was in line getting served by this very dreamy individual. Then I heard a loud noise as the front door swung open and by god it was none other than the Colonel himself!! He was old and frail, he used a walker to get to the counter. He intercepted a bucket of chicken that a worker was giving to a customer and he started devouring it like a ravenous beast!!! For every piece of chicken he ate he got a little more beefed up, Then by the time he finished the bucket in maybe 1 minute he was a jacked silver fox who was the god of chicken commerce. Then he started making out with a woman next to the counter. As he was passionately kissing her he put a chicken wing in his mouth and they were both sucking on it together. The woman's husband was mad at first but then he said this is a dream for him. As the colonel pulled away from the woman he thanked her for the meal and left just as fast as he ate. I think about...