Little Caesars Pizza — Restaurant in South Boston

2023 is an interesting year. The last thing I thought that would happen would be that Little Caesar's could somehow be even more awful than it's already been.

I'm not even sure where to begin. As a seasoned Call of Duty idiot, I thought that this Q4 CoD promotion to get some in-game loot was going to be a great excuse to get this "kinda-warm-and-takes-five-minutes" pizza. Unbeknownst to the world, Little Caesar's isn't even equipped to handle a promotion like this. In fact, they're not actually equipped to handle much at all.

The drive-thru doesn't have a screen anymore; a shattered shell of its former self with a piece of paper that has some sloppily-written text on it: "Come to Window." As I go around to the window, I just hear two girls yelling about hours and a guy saying, "Child, I don't even know why I'm still here!"

No one notices me at this window. No one pays attention to me. I started to think to myself, "Hmm, this must be what Kamala Harris feels like."

As I continue to the parking lot, I decide to exit my vehicle and venture into the deepest depths of take-out food. I can hear a lady inside asking for a receipt, to which the staff replies, "We don't have receipt paper."

No receipt paper? For God's sake, the Mesopotamians developed the first written receipts over 5,000 years ago! Surely by today's standards, we'd have the ability to record and document a transaction from a business.

The lady looks confused. "Ok, well if I can't have a receipt, I just want to cancel the order. I came for this Call of Duty promotion." The cashier says they don't do refunds. The lady exclaims, "What do you mean? Can you not just void the transaction? I JUST placed the order and you haven't even started making it." The cashier says that she can void it but the lady just won't have food OR money because, and I quote, "Like I said, we don't do refunds."

I decide not to go into this wasteland of treachery so aptly named Little Caesar's. I've never been so betrayed, stopped in my tracks in the midst of something great. Little Caesar's should change their name to Little Brutus's or Little Cassius's. Today, I felt like I had been stabbed in the back by this so-called trustworthy establishment, much like the real Caesar on March 15th, 44BCE. Except this time, it was the ides of December rather than the ides of March.

No cool skin to teabag my fallen opponents with in CoD. No food at all. Just a broken heart, an empty stomach, and approximately $4.18 in fuel wasted.

“Et tu, Brute?"

SeekerX Score: -ROT13 out of...

I really hate when i have to do this sort of stuff. I and working out of town and i had a craving for pizza for lunch. Little Caesars was the first name that popped up . So i did a quick search and found a location on old Halifax rd in south boston va. It was about 7 miles from me. I noticed they opened at 11 and headed that way.

While driving the 7 miles i passed several mom and pop pizza places, a pizza hut, and even a papa johns. But my mind was made up . A hot and ready pepperoni for $5.55 and a delicious crazy bread with sauce. It was the only thing that would do.

By the time a got there it was about 11:30 and i proceeded to the drive through. The digital menu was not working but it didnt matter . I already knew what i wanted.

I order, proceed to the window and pay my $11 and change. Get my pizza and crazy stuff and head on down the road. I get back to my office and i was immediately disappointed with what i was seeing.

My hot and ready for $5.55 was more like a lukewarm and partially cooked with no additional pepperoni (as advertised) it was over cooked on the top, and not enough on the bottom.

My crazy bread on the other hand was crazy alright. Crazy to think that anyone with any pride would even consider putting a high caliber item such as crazy bread in the bag looking like that.

It was more like bites of overcooked dough with not a speck of cheese . Sort of like that tinder date where all the pics look like you are getting cindy crawford in her prime but you end up meeting blanch fr the golden girls...I mean sure blanch is amazing but your expectations were much different .

So now here i sit with an empty feeling in my stomach. Partly because i am starving and partly because i expect a bit better from a pizza chain i have been buying from for...

I went through the drive through and ordered and pepperoni and cheese pizza with cheese bread. Got to the window and my total was right high but didn’t think much of it. So when I parked and looked at my ticket while waiting for pizzas it said I ordered a cheese pizza pepperoni pizza and cheese bread. So I went inside and told the gentleman I think there was a simple mistake and misunderstood me that I just needed one pizza and he agreed and the gentleman that rung me up earlier told him that no one was there to authorize a refund! So the nice man told me it was his mistake and would just add extra crazy bread and the same other gentleman said no we can’t do that. So my question is, the nice young man who says it was his mistake and wanted to fix it but the other guy said no we can’t cause no one is authorized too, why do I have to pay for...