Bliss Dairy Bar & Grill — Restaurant in Town of Carmel

The second I walked in I was pelted in the face with paintball guns. They refused to clean it and then broke my glasses. I found a seat and as soon as the waiter came by they splashed a vat of hydrochloric acid in my face. Luckily I had my forcefield on that day. Anyways I order mozzarella sticks and mac and cheese. When the stick came, I opened them, and instead of being filled with fresh, stringy mozzarella cheese, they were filled with magnets. Not cheese, just really hot magnets that were stuffed into an empty breaded stick. They tasted good though. My friend who had many lip, nose and eyebrow piercings did not seem to agree after having them ruthlessly ripped out by the sheer force of these magnets. When my mac & cheese arrived, the plate was empty besides a piece of paper with GPS coordinates. I left the restaurant and drove to those coordinates. In the middle of the Siberian tundra lied a rotting whale carcass, and inside the whale carcass was a piping hot plate of mac & cheese. I returned to the restaurant with my mac & cheese and ate the entire thing, whale carcass and all. The teenagers working at the counter then walked over to me pelted me in the face repeatedly with a large sack full of severed human toes. They left me the sack as an offering of peace. I left that restaurant with a bag of rotting toes and magnets. As I walked to my car, Brian Piazza crawled out from underneath. When I asked him why he was there, he ignored me and simply walked over to me and kissed me on the forehead. Now I've been kissed on the forehead at a restaurant more than most people (as you'd know from my past reviews). But this was special. I could smell the magnets in his breath. It was a...

THIEVES Tried giving this place a shot, let it be my mistake and not yours as well. While ordering a simple order of two drinks & two food items (which were the same) over the phone, the girl on the other end was (no other way to describe than) miserable. So blatantly angry and bitter that even my husband asked me after hanging up, what her issue was… After coming in with a positive attitude about the situation; I was yet again met with disappointment. The counter girls in this place were enough to make me lose my appetite. And too top off their unwillingness to help or be friendly & nasty their demeanor, the girl checking me out attempted to STEAL $5 from me. After checking my bank statement, the thief’s issue was quickly resolved and I got my money that was STOLEN back. AVOID AT...

Disgusting and shameful. The employee with the Carmel football shirt on along with the manager are truly unprofessional and disgusting. You purposely shamed my son with Autism. You shamed a person with special needs. Absolutely disgusting. You attempted to whisper but it was all heard. We will NEVER patronize your business ever again. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I can understand a young immature teen but as the adulut manager to condone this type of conversation in your establishment is disgusting. This town has many special needs children and adults and for you to spew disgusting hatred toward people with special needs is disgusting. Oh and BTW your oreo shake was more like water and...