T P's Cafe — Restaurant in Town of Stamford

I will preface this review by saying one of the 2 servers was kinder than the other and the food was good, as usual. My partner and I went in for a late breakfast. The service was immediately chilly and I wasn't sure why. Having worked in hospitality for decades, I generally give a lot of grace to servers who are having a rough shift, so at first I didn't think anything of it. We, of course, were very polite, including please and thank you with each interaction (including her getting our order wrong, which we handled with patience and kindness), but for some reason I cannot fathom, one of the two servers became more and more nasty to us as our meal progressed. It was so bad that she actually slammed down (kind of threw/tossed) plates on our table, put her finger in my face when I tried to ask her a question, and then raised her voice at me and banged her finger on the counter as I was paying the bill. I was completely shaken up and couldn't for the life of me figure it out. And then I realized - we are lesbians! Either this server is consistently rude and horrible to everyone who comes through the door OR they singled out the very polite and patient gay couple to treat with complete disdain and hostility. If there was another reason for this treatment I'd love to know, but I am left to assume it was simply homophobia. And during Pride Month no...

Never Again. I spent $70 at TPS Cafe and walked out with a stomachache and a grudge.

First of all, the fries — dry, weirdly burnt, and completely unseasoned. Not even salt. How do you even mess that up? Then came the so-called Italian subs — two of them — both with bologna and mayo that we didn’t ask for (side-note-you ask for cheese and pay $2 like you’re paying for extra) . Excuse me? I don’t know what part of Italy that’s from, but I’ve never seen bologna on an Italian sub in my life. They looked so unappetizing we didn’t even touch them.

Out of the entire meal, the only things we managed to eat was one mozzarella stick (and even that tasted off) and a pickle. A single, sad little pickle. That’s what our $70 boiled down to.

I tried, I really did. But between the bland food, sketchy ingredients, and the fact that our appetites vanished the moment we opened the containers, we were done.

Never again. Save your money, your taste buds, and your dignity. TPS Cafe is not it. The lemonade was actually good — but not $70 good. Also if you would like to know the prices online are completely different from what they actually are, so you think you’re paying like $30, you’re actually paying $70 Update: added salt to the...

No Air Conditioning. No Credit Cards. Close at 3:pm. Breakfast served all day. One Co-Ed bathroom that needed to be picked up. Food good - nothing special. Prices very reasonable. Limited outdoor seating. Probably would stop again but on a cooler day. In response to the owners reply: I felt your dissertation was quite defensive. If you look again at my review you will see I just concentrate on the facts. I rarely put my opinions in any of my reviews. Yes, I did say your food was good and Yes, I did say your prices were reasonable. And I also pointed out that you only had one bathroom BIG DEAL. I don’t care if your AC works, if you take credit cards, if you close at 3pm or if you have 20 bathrooms. My reviews are for the information for other potential customers so they know what to expect from your establishment. ...