Aphrodite Cabaret Show — Attraction in Ratsada

What can i say! One of the worst shows ive ever been to! At the beginning me and my partner who are both english speaking sat through a 30min speech which was all in chinese im aware that were in thailand( a different language country) however thought as it is a huge arraction to tourists it would have english too. nothing was spoken in english so for tourist like us we had no idea what was being spoken about, all of a sudden lots of people stood up and jumped about over a painting thing i wondered what was going on! When the show started.. the miming was shocking most of them didnt know the words and wasnt in time. It was like watching a childrens play the dancers looked like they were bored of dancing there was no effort given and most of them didnt know what they were doing and it really showed! Massively disappointing wouldnt go again and...

(Phuket town) the show went for an hour, it was quite entertaining with great costumes, make up, props and somewhat passionate dancing. The lip syncing wasn't as bad as previously reviewed. HOWEVER, when leaving and being herded out with ridicuously loud whistles, they tried to charge x10 for a photo. We asked for 1 photo with 1 performer. In the last minute another perfomer jumps in, both of them grab our hands, place them on their chests and ended up asking for 400B. The sign says 40B. We argued back to the man taking our pic, to which he claimed that we had 2 performers and that we touched them. We walked off, he then grabbed me from behind trying to get me to pay so i just stormed off again.

Don't bother taking a picture with them! *they also claimed she was the best 'singer' therefore costs more for a pic. Mate... you lipsyned...

The quality of the show is increadibly bad. It seems that the music was recorded on a phone and the dancing...well, you can barely call it dancing. But the customer service is even worse. There were only about 20 people in the whole theatre when we went and after the show the staff started to whistle and shout at us to get out faster (they shouted “Exit! Exit! Faster!”). The whistling and shouting continued until we exited the theatre, where the dancers were wainting for anyone to take a picture with them (one picture cost THB 100). They pulled people against their will and almost made you take a picture. The show was horrible enough on its own, but all that made it even worse (although it was hard to imagine worse was even possible). I recommend you to save money, time and dignity and...