If you’re ever driving down a lonely road after sunset and see a massive peanut grinning at you from the side of the road, do yourself a favor: keep driving. Or don’t—if you’re up for a little horror and a side of southern charm.
The Smiling Peanut, a roadside tribute to Jimmy Carter, is a sight to behold in the daylight, all big-toothed and friendly, waving to passersby like it’s saying, “Hey y’all, welcome to peanut country!” But after dark? That’s a different story. I decided to stop by one evening, thinking it would be a cute, quirky little detour. Little did I know, I was about to have a close encounter with a giant nut from my nightmares.
There it stood, towering over me, that enormous peanut, smiling…no, grinning in the eerie glow of my headlights. Its cartoonishly large teeth seemed a little too sharp, like it had been waiting for someone to snack on. The wind rustled through the trees, and I could swear I heard faint whispering, like some old southern legend warning, “Not all peanuts are friendly.”
The worst part? The peanut seemed to follow me, even though it has no eyes. Everywhere I walked, that haunting grin seemed to stretch wider, almost like it knew something about me. I swear I heard someone—or something—murmur “Jimmy would approve,” in a deep southern drawl as I got back in my car and peeled out of there.
By day, The Smiling Peanut might be a harmless homage to Georgia’s peanut-loving roots. But after dark, it’s one part Jimmy Carter, one part Twilight Zone. Stop by if you dare—but don’t say I didn’t warn you. And if you start dreaming of giant grinning peanuts afterward, don’t...
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