Lighthouse Beach — Attraction in Evanston

THE BEACH WAS NOT BEACHING came to this beach expecting sun, sand, and serenity. What I got was a gritty, salty nightmare that could only be described as a nature documentary gone wrong.

First off, the sand. It's everywhere. In my shoes, my sandwich, my soul. I tried to build a sandcastle, but it turned into a sand pyramid—lopsided and existentially disappointing.

The water? A murky soup of regret. I dipped my toe in and immediately felt like I was being judged by every seagull in a five-mile radius. Speaking of seagulls, they strutted around like they owned the place, stealing snacks and dreams alike.

And the waves? They were loud. Too loud. Like they were mocking me for thinking I could relax.

In summary, this beach is a sandy, salty, seagull-infested trap. If you enjoy discomfort, disappointment, and the constant feeling that you're being watched by judgmental birds, then this is the place for you.

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