A Bargain Wonderland (and Slightly Unhinged Experience)
If you’ve never stepped foot into the Five Below in Owensboro, Kentucky, then my friend, you’re missing out on an experience that’s somewhere between a treasure hunt and a fever dream. Five Below is like the Bermuda Triangle of shopping: you go in with a clear purpose, and somehow emerge an hour later with $50 worth of things you didn’t know you needed but absolutely cannot live without.
First off, let’s talk about the vibe. The moment you walk in, it’s like the walls whisper, “Welcome to the land of inexplicable joy,” and your brain enters a shopping trance. The first aisle is a sensory overload: LED lights, random inflatable pool toys, and enough neon-colored slime to make you question your adult choices. You came in for a pack of gum, but now you’re clutching a $5 cactus-shaped USB charger, two neon squishy toys, and a Bluetooth speaker that may or may not be louder than your own inner monologue.
Five Below does not abide by the laws of retail. It’s not just a store—it’s a portal. You’ll find things that make you say, "Why does this exist?" and "Why do I need it?" simultaneously. Who doesn’t want a stuffed animal-shaped air freshener for their car or a glittery unicorn mug that screams “I’m an adult, but I’m also fun!”? There’s a whole section dedicated to... well, just things you can’t categorize. It's like a junk drawer, but one you willingly walk into and pay for the privilege.
And then there’s the candy aisle. Ah yes, the candy aisle, where logic goes to die. “I’ll just grab a little chocolate,” you think. But wait—what’s this? “Kettle Corn flavored cotton candy” and “Pickle-flavored jelly beans?” You’ll leave with a bag of snacks so bizarre you’ll have to Google them just to make sure they aren’t secretly from another dimension.
Let’s not forget the seasonal section—where Five Below gets extra weird. Need a Halloween-themed inflatable for your yard? Check. Easter-themed Tiki glasses? Of course. Christmas lights that blink to a rhythm only they understand? They’re probably in the corner, quietly judging your life decisions.
The staff at Five Below are lovely, don’t get me wrong—but they know exactly what they’re doing. They know you came in for a $1.50 pack of pens, and now you’re leaving with three pairs of socks that say “Nope,” a full-size beach towel featuring a llama wearing sunglasses, and a very questionable plastic fruit bowl that you’ll forget about in the back of your closet until 2028.
The real kicker? You’ll leave thinking you’re the world’s best bargain hunter, only to realize that none of this was necessary—but you’ll also be so oddly satisfied. It’s a weird kind of chaos, a type of retail therapy that only Five Below can provide.
So if you're ever in Owensboro and need to kill some time (or your ability to make rational decisions), head on over to Five Below. It’s the only place where your cart is filled with things you’ll never use, but somehow you feel like you’ve won at life. May the prices always be low, and the impulse buys plentiful.
Five Below, we’ll see you when we need a $5 yoga mat or a weirdly aggressive...
Read moreI love Five Below! But Five Below isn't Five Below anymore. They should name it $8.99 Below because they aren't owning up to there name anymore. They have a great variety of toys, clothes, headphones, chargers, iPhone cases, arts and crafts, nicknacks shoes, games, snacks, make up, and weight loss gizmos. It's a really great store for kids, tweens, and adults. The weird part is when you first walk in the door; you're going to be greeted with a pound Hillary from every staff working saying "HI WELCOME TO FIVE BELOW". it can be overwhelming so brace yourself when you walk in the doors of Five Below. Overall, this place is awesome and great. I highly...
Read moreOne of my favorite places my shop. I always find so much in these stores that I want. Id buy over half the store if I could afford it. Got something for my sisters birthday that she could use, hope she likes it. And if your looking for a good pair of headphones bet them here. I spent $5 on some Bluetooth ones that fold, they lasted me over 2 years before I had to replace them. Someone at my old high school broke them in half, otherwise I'd probably still have them. Never found out who it was that did it. But I love this store. Never too crowed. Check out is always fast. Friendly employees. I could...
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