Smash N Bash — Attraction in River Oaks

We reserved a rage and splatter room for our kid to celebrate her birthday. The rage room had a wide variety of things to smash, throw, stomp, and we had free reign on a pile of stuff that required more smashing in addition to the two crates we had. It's a great outlet.

Our kid did the splatter room alone and that was her favorite part. We paid for an extra canvas so she was able to do two different paintings and make a glorious mess. They offered confetti cannons for purchase at the shop and helped guide us in making the decision on which ones to get.

If you're tall, the suits for the rage room could give you an awkward fit, but that's not the fault of S&B. I'm a big and tall dude and they were able to accommodate me.

Given what we accomplished for the price paid, we felt it was a great experience and will very likely return. The staff was very friendly, accommodating, and willing to help us out. I have nothing but praise for them and the business they run.

Edit: In response to the S&B's reply, I, in no way, blame you guys for that. It's part of any kind of clothing, and I'd hope other customers are mindful of that. It did not inhibit my enjoyment at all. As far as I'm concerned, you guys rocked it out in...

So much fun! You think 15 minutes is hardly anything when you're booking, but it's more than it seems! Great materials to throw against a wall or hit with a bat. (Or a crow bar, a giant wrench, a hammer, or rebar 😂) I took a friend there and we both left the place feeling much lighter. Sometimes all you need is to hit/throw something to let out that anger! We got fun laughs with our instructions! They explained everything you need to know about the dos and don'ts, and explained them in a fun way! Their safety gear was great and kept us from getting any cuts. DEFINITELY READ THEIR SHOE POLICY! If the bottom of your shoes are on the thinner side, glass could go through because it goes everywhere. Only thing I didn't really like was the video. The cameras they have in the room aren't the greatest and made the video glitchy. It also doesn't have any sound. That being said, I would still go...

Called 30 minutes before they closed after a really bad couple months culminated into the worst day. They were more than accommodating, even offering a glass photo frame to write on and destroy.

15 minutes is more than plenty, you’ll definitely have to stop a few times to catch your breath. The variety of tools/objects is awesome, and I recommend getting a printer to smash as they’re crazy sturdy. I highly encourage stretching, water, and ibuprofen the next couple days lol! They even ask what kind of tunes you want to hear while you wreck which is nice.

Most people go as couples/groups, but you have to take turns smashing. I went alone, so it was pure unfiltered violence for a glorious 15 minutes.

More grateful for the experience than they’ll ever know. High key...