Lancelin Sands Hotel — Hotel in Lancelin

I rarely leave negative reviews, but my experience at 3 Emu sands hotel was so dismal it warrants one.||First off, it took an absurd 1 hour and 30 minutes for our food to arrive. By the time it finally did, the meals were stone cold—not even warm enough to be passable. To make matters worse, several of the ingredients were missing from our dishes, making them feel incomplete and poorly prepared. I had ordered something with a side of fresh vegetables, and instead, what arrived was a sad, barren plate of food.||The service was equally dreadful. The waitstaff seemed completely disoriented, as though they had no idea what was going on. We had to flag them down multiple times for basic requests, and when we asked for water refills, they seemed utterly lost. It was honestly frustrating and a bit uncomfortable.||My steak sandwich was had utterly despicable and it almost made me gag, and the price wasn’t even reasonable either. Another poor mistake, they had ran out of stake knifes and made us use butter knifes to cut our steak sandwiches.||All in all, the entire experience was a disaster. The food was cold, incomplete, and poorly presented, and the service was chaotic and unprofessional. I would strongly recommend avoiding this place unless you're in the mood for a long wait and disappointment. There are plenty of other restaurants nearby that will treat you better and serve you food that's actually...

I’m sick and tired of putting up with sub-standard food just because you’re out of Perth Metro. It feels like you’re a captive audience so there is no accountability, no pride in the offering and they just want to rip you off. The worst steak sandwich I’ve ever had, why would you serve it up on a cheap burger bun that can’t handle the fat and juices? The “steak” wasn’t seasoned, wasn’t even big enough to fill the bun and was so chewy my dogs got most of it. There’s a reason why every decent eaterie puts it on a Turkish roll or sourdough bread. The ploughman’s was a joke, no crackers, just really tired bread that was obviously left over from breakfast, an eggplant side that was nowhere near baba ganoush with no flavour and for some reason had a side of calamari which the menu made no reference to. The Caesar salad was limp and there was no sign of any anchovies, the kids chicken tenders are now bouncing round our backyard as even the dogs found them too chewy. We paid $200 for our meal and it was so dreadful I recommend you give this place a very...

The restaurant is the jewel here, wonderful food, served quickly with a smile, and you certainly won't go hungry very generous portions.. Our accommodation however left a lot to be desired. The day we arrived it was 30C. The aircon didn't work, it just hummed, must have been at least 30yrs old and looked very tired. No hot water for showers, that was soon rectified as it was just an extinguished pilot light. Exhaust fan in the toilet/shower just hummed and didn't rotate, possibly a fire risk as when I removed the cover, the fan motor was hot and locked solid and filthy dirty to boot. Never cleaned imho. Old tired mattresses on the beds. No bathmats, I'd expect a lot better for $180 per night. Ah yes, the night, screeching tyres in the carpark, police in attendance, loud music from other guests until the early hours...Not a lot of sleep to be had.. What can I say ? Not a great experience, badly in need of some serious renovation in the parts that we saw. Would definitely eat there again but would probably look for somewhere...