MK FISH & PIZZA — Local services in Milton Keynes

Food was awful. Prices were reasonable but you could offer it to me for free next time and I wouldn't eat it.

The sausage was greasy with little flavour and the chips tasted and had the texture of cardboard. Curry sauce tasted watered down, could kind of tell what it should taste like, there just wasn't much flavour.

Lastly and most disappointingly was the fish. Very small piece but for the price I could have accepted it but it was possibly the worst piece of chippy fish ive ever eaten. The meat was somehow dry and mushy at the same time. The batter, don't get me started ok whatever that was supposed to be. It had no crunch at all and more of a grease saturated stodge covering the fish.

Only tried the place because it was a Sunday and my usual was closed, won't ever be going again.

Edited to add, there are clearly a lot of bot and fake reviews bumping...

2 regular portions of chips has never been such a problem! The most basic of orders and the woman in there didn't have a clue! Kept asking if I wanted one large portion, I kept saying no. In the end I just agreed to one large portion just to get our dinner! Salt and vinegar? No just salt, she smothers the chips in salt then shoves a load of vinegar on!! I told her I'd asked for just salt and she shoves another load of salt on!! Unbelievable! I told her I'm not having them so she cooked up more chips. Dishing them she says ONE LARGE CHIPS!!!! She'd cooked up one large instead of 2 regular. After all that the chips were awful!! These new people running it are nowhere near as good and the quality of the chips has gone so downhill I'll be taking my business elsewhere in future. Won't go near this...

Unbelievable service. We couldn’t decide what takeaway to get so ordered here as there was a mixture for all to choose from. It was 45 mins for delivery or 15 mins collection so we chose to collect it so the kids could get their dinner sooner. After waiting for half an hour we came home as they said it would be at least another 25 mins!!!! We returned at 6pm (after ordering at 5:15) and did not receive food until 7:30!!! So angry and disappointed it took so long, it was an absolute joke! Asked for a refund and they wouldn’t allow it 😩 will NEVER return here. Had to cook the kids alternative dinners and then throw away the food when it finally came over 2 hours late. Zero understanding or offer to rectify the situation....