Destinked Bathroom — Local services in Middletown Township

A salesman came by our house last week. He had a backpack flag on as he rang the ring camera. At first I was reluctant to answer, and then I thought this guy has courage for that. He was very genuine and explained how he was a local business, launched his patented business himself, and a quick intro about his offer: a free bidet. I said what’s the catch. He explained : save money on TP and water, make some referrals and it pays for itself. He offered to install it free. So I said why not? He came by the next day, took him 35 minutes. He was on time, wore shoe booties, looked professional and offered references. So he explained how to use Osprey Bidet and Posture Perch and 1&2 Sprey. I paid him and rushed him out the door because I just had coffee. Let me just say it’s been a week, and I am happy to say this is a game changer. I feel light and clean like I’m ready to get in the game....

Destinked Bathroom products are a total upgrade. The Osprey Bidet is easy to use and leaves you feeling much fresher, and the Posture Perch actually makes a difference in comfort. Simple changes that make the bathroom feel way better.

Never thought I’d be writing a review about bathroom time, but here we are. The Osprey Bidet is like a mini car wash for your behind — quick, refreshing, and oddly satisfying. Add in the Posture Perch, and suddenly I feel like I’ve unlocked the ‘deluxe package’ of bathroom visits. Who knew clean and comfortable could be this...

This bidet is something I didn’t know I needed until I got it! Super easy to install and makes such a difference with feeling clean and refreshed. Adds a little everyday luxury to something so simple and now I couldn’t imagine ever not having one!...