GOAT GLOBAL — Local services in Myrtletown

Ok this is getting five stars for a specific reason. If you’re hunting out top shelf boutique weed and you don’t care about price tag this is your place. Tons and tons of ultra premium choices and if you’re top shelf hunting this is the place to be. On the flip side, it is pricey AF. The owners haven’t figured out to include tax in their displayed prices. Their reasonably priced weed selection is exceptionally weak. Now that last one may literally be because of the time of year. The outdoor and some light dep haven’t gone through testing and packaging yet so the market is still thin. But for now this is the boutique shop with all the exotic flavors. Also be careful with the employees. Some know what they’re talking about and others don’t know difference between sativa and indica let alone the price on specific items. If you feel your cat might know more than your bud tender it’s probably true, just ask for different employee. Then again I just stood still and he walked away so I think his vision was...

This used to be my favorite dispensary for the last 4 years. I knew everyone that worked there, they always had the best prices, and I loved the people that worked there. I went in the other day because they have the carts I like for cheaper than any other dispensary. They barely had any stock, none of the same people were working, and they had no idea how to use the system. I was told I would get a 20% discount, but then was charged tax even though I had a med card. I have never been charged tax at this dispensary with my med card before, and if it ever happened by accident, it would be fixed. When I asked this woman to fix it for me, she refused and she rme on my way. When I tried to inquire about why things suck so bad there now, she used the excuse that the shop changed ownership. Makes me not want to go back. Very disappointed at this...

Do not buy from these LA shmoozers who moved NEXT door to an already established known local female run humboldt dispo. Goat global has high prices, and terrible product. Bunk gummies that dont work with no refunds. These kinds of businesses ARE the problem. no wonder their line on 420 was so short, no one wants to support this kind of a canna business in humboldt. Maybe LA but not up here. Use your conscience when being a consumer. Do not support the hostile corporate cannabis take over this brand is apart of. I really hope Humboldt stops buying from them entirely. Let them make their money in LA with their...