​​Miami Eats | From Italian Feasts to Cuban Comfort​​ 🍽️🌴

📍 ​​Why This List?​​ After days of ​​risotto overload​​, here’s the ultimate ​​no-pasta Italian​​ + ​​global bites​​ guide—​​all tested, zero regrets​​! ​​🍝 Italian (Without the Pasta)​​ ​​1️⃣ IT Italian Trattoria​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Collins Ave | 💰 ​​$25/person​​ ​​Must-Order​​: ​​Avocado Toast​​ (with chili flakes + EVOO). ​​Skip​​: Gnocchi (too dense). ​​2️⃣ Rosetta Bakery​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Brunch spot | 💰 ​​$15/person​​ ​​Best Bite​​: ​​Smoked salmon bagel​​ + iced americano. ​​3️⃣ Mercato della Pescheria​​ 🌟🌟🌟 📍 South Beach | 💰 ​​$30/person​​ ​​Star Dish​​: ​​Tuna tartare​​ (lemon + capers = bright!). ​​🌊 Seafood Fixes​​ ​​4️⃣ Cajun Boil Brickell​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Downtown | 💰 ​​$40/person​​ ​​Order​​: ​​Combo bag​​ (medium spice) + ​​garlic noodles​​. ​​Pro Tip​​: Wear bibs (butter stains are forever). ​​5️⃣ Española Way​​ 🌟🌟🌟 📍 Spanish vibes | 💰 ​​$35/person​​ ​​Hit​​: Seafood paella (skip the ​​chewy octopus​​). ​​☕️ Quick Bites & Hidden Gems​​ ​​6️⃣ La Sandwicherie​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Street food | 💰 ​​$12/sandwich​​ ​​God-Tier​​: ​​Seafood sub​​ (ask for extra ​​house sauce​​). ​​7️⃣ Puerto Sagua​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Cuban classic | 💰 ​​$20/person​​ ​​Comfort Food​​: ​​Braised oxtail​​ (falls off the bone). ​​8️⃣ CVI.CHE 105​​ 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍 Peruvian | 💰 ​​$50/person​​ ​​Safe Pick​​: ​​Seafood rice​​ (less spicy, more herbs). ​​🚫 Overrated Alert​​ ​​Nikki Beach​​ 🌟🌟 ​​Vibes Only​​: ​​Sexy Salad​​ = good, ​​coconut drink​​ = toothpaste-sweet. ​​💡 Pro Tips​​ ✔ ​​Breakfast Hack​​: ​​Rosetta​​ opens at 7 AM (no wait). ✔ ​​Cuban Must​​: ​​Cafecito​​ at Puerto Sagua ($2, strong!). ✔ ​​Sandwich Secret​​: ​​La Sandwicherie​​ after midnight (best drunk food). ​​#MiamiEats #NoBadMeals #SeafoodOverPasta​