McDonald's — Restaurant in Harrisdale

I walked into McDonalds this very fine day. All was going well until an escaped convict baby offered me a purple looking shake. His owner then came to me and told me that this "thing" is their child but has severe terminal cancer and they're part of the make a wish foundation. The kid was gonna drop dead soon anyway. So out of the pure kindness of my heart I obliged and took a sip of this kids milkshake. The chunky purple objects swirled around inside my mouth. It tasted putrid, horrid, horrible, disgusting, retching etc. I immediately projectile vomited everything back onto the kids face. I gasped for air. I ran to the bathroom and in doing so accidentally booted the kid smashing his face in. Now my shoes were also covered in the purple goo. UGHH. Anyway i went to the toilet and freshened up. When I came out I felt like I was on shroom. I saw this purple fat creature looking at me. Around every corner I saw him. Grimace. No, wait. That. It was the Grimace shake. No. My whole body went limp as I collapsed to the floor.

I woke up. It was dark. Something was touching my inner thigh. It tingled. I looked and there it was grimace. In all his glory there he was standing above me touching my thighs. I retreated backwards. We were in some sort of swamp. Algae wrapped around my legs. Grimace gave a sinister smile. His eye. They dilated. Then his pupils disappeared. All that remained was the voidless look in his eyes. Just like that everything was black again. My eyes droopily opened. My shirt and pants ripped, my mouth was full of some viscous thick purple liquid. I spat it out. I looked down, purple liquid stained on my white tee and jeans. My hands tied down, legs taped together. My mouth taped shut. I screamed for help for hours but it was no good. Grimace had got me.

Overall bad...

“Tried ordering 67 vegan Big Macs for the homeless 💅” – Review by Shannon Debussy

I came into McDonald’s Harrisdale with a good heart — I wanted to order 67 vegan Big Macs to feed the homeless. Instead of compassion, what I got was pure attitude.

The store was filthy: trash everywhere, floors so sticky I could barely walk in my shoes. Then I asked a young blonde teenage staff member about vegan options, and she laughed and said, “Is this a joke? Do you think we’re Zambrero’s?” Her colleagues joined in, giggling and mocking me rather than helping.

So I looked her right in the eye and said,

“HI, I’m feeding the homeless today. Can I please order 67 vegan Big Macs?”

And she actually smirked and replied,

“SURE, what will the homeless be having today?”

EXCUSE ME? That is the most unprofessional and offensive thing I’ve ever been told by a service worker. To make matters worse, her co-worker ran over and they both started doing some “67 pose” like it was entertainment.

McDonald’s, this was unethical, disrespectful, and disgusting behaviour. I expect better from a global company. Harrisdale, do better.

Darling, the homeless will not be...

On 13/05, I went there for lunch. I used the app to order the food. When I arrived at the front bar, the order number behind me was ready to serve. So I asked one of the staff, and she said mine was ready for collection as well. I collected my food, but there was no coffee I ordered together. The staff indicated that the coffee needed to be collected from the coffee station and my coffee should be ready. So I went to the coffee station, and there was no coffee nor staff. I waited for a while, and the staff saw me still standing and waiting, so she came and checked in. She found another staff who told her, surprisingly, that my coffee hadn't been made. Then another staff said to me that I could go back to my car and he will deliver the coffee to me when it is ready, so I did. After being awaiting for a relatively long time, there was no coffee still. As my lunch break was nearly finished, I had to leave, so I paid but no coffee while I wasted a lot of my time. I'm not sure if this was every day's operation, but I won't risk my lunch break here next time. There are a few 'fast food'...