McDonald's Boronia — Restaurant in Melbourne

Ah, the magnificent theater of absurdity that is McDonald's Boronia – a place where culinary chaos and cosmic coincidence converge. My recent expedition into the realm of fast food was a journey of unparalleled wonder, leaving me both bewildered and oddly entertained.

Let me paint you a picture of the masterpiece that unfolded. As I gazed at my order, a profound sense of awe overcame me. It was as if the gods of inefficiency themselves had descended upon this establishment to bless it with their chaotic touch. Each item in my order was a stroke of genius, a veritable symphony of errors.

The curtain rose with the McNugget spectacle. A mere ten were requested, yet the counter wizards decreed that six was the true magic number. Ah, the elegance of subtraction in action – a lesson in mathematics disguised as a meal.

And then, the pièce de résistance: the triple cheeseburger extravaganza. A simple request for meat and cheese only was met with a single cheeseburger adorned with a pickle fiesta. Clearly, the chef possesses an exquisite palette for confusion.

But hold onto your seat, for the beverage ballet awaited. A waltz of vanilla and strawberry shakes performed a stunning duet in lieu of the requested chocolate harmony. It's as though they've mastered the art of surprise, dazzling our taste buds with unexpected flavors.

But wait, what's this? A grand finale, you say? Behold, the vanishing fries act – a spectacle that left me breathless as two large orders of fries vanished into thin air. I was left pondering whether I had accidentally stumbled into a magic show.

Ah, and as a cherry on top of this cacophonous sundae, they've withheld the receipt! A masterstroke, indeed. With no proof of my gastronomic misadventure, I find myself unable to engage in the grand debate of refunds and restitution. Truly, they've outdone themselves.

So, bravo, McDonald's! Your ability to transform a simple meal into an avant-garde experience is a gift to humanity. Your dedication to confounding expectations is truly a masterpiece in its own right. I applaud you, and eagerly await my next journey into the labyrinth of culinary...

I place orders via uber eats atleast once a week and on EVERY SINGLE ORDER they forget my sauce, make an error with an item or just forget it altogether. It is so frustrating because unless I make a second order through uber and pay for delivery again then my meal isn't complete. On one occasion I did make a second order literally as soon as my first was delivered with the chips missing, no sauce for my nuggets and no extra mcchicken sauce on the side I ordered. I placed a second order to get the missed items and YET AGAIN they forgot my sauce. They need to take 2 seconds to check all items are in the bag, it's not rocket science. Please sort this out. I provide feedback through uber eats but the same issue keeps happening so clearly they don't seem to get the feedback or they do but ignore it instead of implementing a simple strategy to check orders! I even started to call them after I place an order to make sure no items are missed but noone ever answers the phone. Horrible service but unfortunately it's the only maccas close to me so unless I order elsewhere which would mean my food is cold by the time it gets delivered I just have to deal with their inability to read an order and put...

Well I was there at 10:30pm and was first to order and waited at counter for 5 mins to pay, they walked by and finally got served. Order first and yet last to get my order. Other people including staff who ordered after 3 other people got their order before mine. Finally get my order only to have oh sorry for delay. Understand they was doing THE FIRST uber eats as I order half way through that order. But yet they was doing another uber eats after I had ordered and that was more important than my order apparently. Get home only to open up my pack for my burger looking like THIS... I had reassemble my burger ... that it looks like had no care to assemble "Oh I just just throw the stuff into the box and there, it be ok".. I've seen burgers slightly off centre ok, but this looked they trashed it the box...

I think I go to Bayswater North Maccas, even if they are busy and in a hurry .... still they can manage to assemble a burger.. Think the staff who making the burger need to be retrained on how to make one.. Very disappointing and very unsatisfied with this.. rather go hungry and throw this in the bin... or feed it to the dogs .. well if I had dogs to...