McDonald's — Restaurant in Melbourne

I needed to be cleaned in holy water after i ate at this place. I found a bandaid in my burger and the scab attached couldn't tell if it was blood or tomato sauce, i just went with the tomato sauce. They say the playground here is built for ages 12 and under. I'm 39 and all I wanted to do was eat my nuggs at the top of the slide. The person serving me had an overgrown beard and their hairs we're falling all over the tray they tasted like spicy noodles. The drive through service is horrible my yacht wouldn't fit through. My beef wasn't cooked all the way through as i could still hear little moos. I'm a vegetarian and i still order the beef because it's as plastic as joe who cleans the toilets. The state of the bathrooms are horrible. The toilets were too big and I fell in. I asked Joe for a towel and gave me the door mat from outside the door were every specie of bug lived. The icecream machine was apparently 'broken' after I put the doormat back i came back and saw people eating ice cream. I asked the teenager serving me for a coke with ice. He winked and said 'we'll give you the special kind' little did I know I'd later end up in dandenong hospital with drug overdose. This all happened during the great toilet paper crisis, when I went to the toilet for a third time the only thing left was used cheeseburger rappers. On the rappers were the spicy noodles I mentioned earlier. These poor workers aren't getting paid enough as I saw one frying the bugs from the doormat and putting big mac sauce on it. The second teenager was snipping leaves from the trees outside for lettuce on the burgers. The third teenager was running back and forth from the bathroom getting used cheeseburger rappers to re rap the new ones. I walked back to the bathroom to get my chiwawa, as I was bathing her because we can't afford to wash her at home. Then a maccas SWAT team jumped off the playground and tackled me to the ground while an employee snatched my dog from inside the toilet. He then handballed my dog to the sweaty cook who was getting prepared to make chicky nuggies from my little bumpkins. I saw little Jimmy and he's two friends having a party at maccas, and Ronald McDonald was making inappropriate objects with his balloons. And then the mum came back from the bathroom with moldy cheese burger rappers trailing behind stuck to her shoe. Then Ronald smashed through the window broke into my 1988 Ford and drove off. Joe was on the ground cleaning the glass and between crunches of eating it he told me it built my immune system. Overall great place would recommend...

Uber eats order was missing an iced latte, called up to report it and the guy i spoke to was really nice and realised that i was missing as soon as the driver left. He informed me that I could come and pick the iced latte up whenever I could, in the next week or so, and said he wrote my name in the book.

Today however, I went to go and pick it up and had everything for evidence on what happened, the manager who was running the shift spoke to me and was quite rude about it. Constantly rolling her eyes at me and making up excuses why she wouldn't give me my iced latte that I paid for and that this restaurant forgot. Mind you i work at maccas do just a different store so I knew everything she was saying was just excuses.

She ended up calling that manager I spoke to and he remembered me but she just straight up refused to replace the latte. She explained i had to go through Uber eats to get a refund for it but Uber Eats doesn't pack and send off the orders, maccas does. This was no Uber's fault, it was clearly on this store.

If this manager was nicer to me about it I would've understood, but the straight up disrespect and attitude I received was so unprofessional and uncalled for. She was older, not a young manager so that really makes me confused as of why an older women was so rude and disrespectful towards me over an iced latte.

Would not recommend this store through Uber Eats as if THEY forget something, it's "Uber Eats' fault" seeing as apparently now Uber Eats packs the bags its not the crew members.

So disrespectful and unprofessional from...

So we ordered three meals

One came without chips One came with a coke instead of a Vanilla Coke One meal came with onions when we said “no onions”

I tired calling the Restaurant as I would like the chips that we paid for to be delivered considering half of the meal that my partner ordered was missing yet we could not seem to get through the restaurant constantly came up with call failed are not able to process call.

The only thing that I could get was a voucher for one large chips to be processed whenever I want but the catch was I had to spend $10 before I was able to use the five dollar voucher.

In my honest opinion I would not bother with this McDonald’s the staff cannot follow simple instructions that I literally laid out for them on a receipt and when we complain and let them know of their mistakes in a calm and collective manner we just get sorry we will send you a voucher.

My partner missed out on half of his meal which is unacceptable considering we paid for it and now we have to try and order it again but spend an extra $10 and also the fact my little sister was allergic to onions yeah she got onions in her burger. To which could have ended in a hospital trip if she hadn’t have checked I expect much more and I will be coming to them personally with this matter.

Do not buy from this McDonald’s it is a joke and very...