Noodle Noodle — Restaurant in Melbourne

As the pastor once said, "Its more than just a dish, it bring people together." Upon consumption of the Number 15 from Noodle Noodle, I ascended the hierarchy of life, reaching a new plane of spiritual understanding. The impeccable satay sauce allowed my spirit to transcend mortal limitations, and embody the spirit of the satay saint. Upon reflection from my new higher state of being and achieving a existential baptism within the flames of dragon's breath, I can now comprehend my life as like that of a noodle from the Number 15. Its circular shape encompasses the cyclical nature of life, yet it always has direction and meaning, ending and beginning somewhere. And thus Noodle Noodle at Monash Clayton, will always be my final...

There was packaging wire in the food earlier this year. I swallowed it and thought it was a prawn shell. It was lodged in my throat for 45 minutes until I forced myself to throw it up. They didn't offer any refund when I told them, just an apology. I steered clear of the place for a while until today, decided to give them another chance. The server asked me to tell them the menu dish number angrily when I ordered because she couldn't identify it by the dish name. I ordered a small but they gave me a regular size instead.

Don't think I'll be coming...

When I first was introduced to Noodle Noodle, I was unaware of the impact it would have on my life and the lives of so many others. Noodle Noodle is not simply a takeaway joint like some ignoramuses would have you believe. Not at all. In truth, it is a place of worship. A gathering spot for the enlightened to satiate their souls, uplifting each other to the spiritual realm. And while we must all have respect for the #14, the #16 and all the other dishes; Let it be known to all mankind, that nothing has ever compared or will ever compare to the...