Two Farm Girls — Restaurant in Melbourne

If I didn’t have to I would give this place a -100 rating. We went there for my aunties birthday only to know we ordered 2 chocolate milkshakes mind came out after 20 minutes and my starving baby brothers after about 1hr, we told them about 10 times to make it. Then they brought it out and we said don’t worry about it and charged us $20 dollars in stead of $5. That’s not it then my Aunty went to put salt on her food and the whole salt bottle kit opened and all the salt went all over the table, they rufesed to replace the meal and help is clean it up. My 1 and a half year old brother them got a fork and was playing with it like a normal 1 and a half year old would do then he got so exited for he’s 1hr wait if food that he was. Angling the fork on the table, not to know that was a problem and he was causing the already scratched table more damage. My poor Aunty had the worst birthday and most unexpected time. I would never take a child below 8 to this place and never going back after this...

Have visited Two Farm Girls in the past.

Food was nice and fresh but nothing amazing.

Ordered the smashed avocado with poached eggs and was surprised that the “fetta cheese” was supplied on the side of the plate as a square block for me to break it apart onto the toast myself (DIY get your hands dirty). Nothing wrong with it just suprising for a smashed avo dish.

The only thing that was disappointing for the return visit is the overwhelm of the decor with everything bright pink. What used to be a calming cafe filled with fresh food is a bit overshadowed now. Not what you’d expect from a place referring to “farm girls” and the country style dishes of just basic great food. (Just a thought - doesn’t quite match...

Service was terrible. I asked for a table for 2 and was just left standing there. Then when I headed towards a vacant table I was told that it was reserved. We then went to a different table and waited close to 10 minutes for the menus and water. Then a further 10-15minutes to order. There wasn't a shortage of wait staff there and they weren't run off their feet. They're just inattentive and need to be trained.

Meals are overpriced for what they are.

The new bright pink decor is horrendous.

It's really noisy...needs some soundproofing so we don't have to hear conversations from across the cafe.

Definitely plenty of much better options...