McDonald's — Restaurant in New South Wales

Ambiance: Picture this: You drive up to the McDonald's, and suddenly, you're not by a fast-food joint anymore. You're in a parallel universe where Ronald McDonald is the supreme ruler, and the golden arches are the gateway to enlightenment. The fluorescent lights hum a secret melody, and the smell of fries hangs in the air like a forbidden love affair. It's like stepping into a Salvador Dalí painting, but with more ketchup stains.

Menu Highlights: The McUnicorn Burger: A mythical creation that combines a beef patty, rainbow sprinkles, and unicorn tears. Comes with a side of existential crisis. Fries à la Mode: Because regular fries are so passé. These come with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a sprinkle of regret. The McSasquatch Shake: Made from real Sasquatch tears. Tastes like pine needles and conspiracy theories.

Customer Service: The staff at McDonald's are like undercover superheroes. They can transform a frown into a McFlurry-induced grin faster than you can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." Plus, they've mastered the art of nodding sympathetically while secretly judging your life choices. It's like therapy, but with extra pickles.

Drive-Thru Experience: The drive-thru is a magical portal where time slows down, and your car becomes a chariot of destiny. You place your order, and suddenly, the speaker crackles to life: "Welcome to McDonald's. How can we disappoint you today?" You reply, "I'll take a Big Mac and a side of existential dread." And they say, "Would you like that with a side of extra napkins or an existential crisis upgrade?"

Overall Impression: McDonald's isn't just fast food; it's a state of mind. It's where dreams meet cholesterol, and where the McFlurry machine is always broken (because it's secretly a Stargate). So next time you're at McDonald's, remember: You're not just ordering a burger; you're embarking on a culinary odyssey. Bon appétit, fellow McAdventurer! 🍔✨

Disclaimer: No unicorns were harmed in the making of the...

I am vegetarian and there are almost no options for breakfast. I have had a bad experience in the past with Lake Haven McDonalds and I usually go to the Hungry Jack's in Lake Haven, because they listen and take care over preparing the food correctly. So, I decided this morning to give McDonalds Lake Haven another try as it has been a long time since I've been here. The staff have changed. Well, what could possibly go wrong? I usually get Hungry Jack's to make me a DIY burger with Turkish bun, a hash brown and cheese. So I decided to order the mcmuffin bun, cheese and put a hash brown in myself to make my burger that I have with a long black coffee. When I went to the counter it turned out that if I ordered plain muffin with cheese, it was costing me over $5, but if I ordered the sausage mcmuffin minus the cheese, it was $4. So, I thought I was onto a win and ordered this. The order arrived, I sat down with my coffee and opened the packet and found a muffin with a sausage patty minus the cheese! So, I went back to the counter and showed the nice girl what had happened. She apologised, threw away that muffin in the bin and went to order another one. So I went and sat back down. Soon, the muffin had arrived and I was looking forward to eating my brekkie. When I opened the packet, again, there was a muffin with a sausage patty minus the cheese! By this point, I was quite angry, and went back to the girl at the counter who again apologised. I explained how incompetent the Lake Haven McDonalds team are. I went an sat down again, and third time, the muffin came with cheese only, as ordered. This incompetence in Lake Haven McDonalds is not random. This incompetence is systemic and ingrained into the team here. I know that a lot of the staff are young and inexperienced. But the problem is that sufficient care is not taken, particularly by the kitchen staff when preparing food. I hope the manager of Lake Haven McDonalds reads this review and gives me...

I did a online order number vf71 today ordered 2 chicken and cheese burgers a cheeseburger a triple cheeseburger 2 chips a Big Mac sauce a frappe and a hot chocolate ended up not even receiving the 2 chicken and cheese burgers the Big Mac sauce chips or the hot chocolate they gave us a cappuccino instead and a ten pack of chicken nuggets with only 7 nuggets the frappe taste like off milk and instead of Big Mac sauce gave us mayo that looks like it’s been sitting there for days about to go off and when I called staff put me on hold for 7 minutes so I called back again thinking they forgot and the staff didn’t care and didn’t want to try help if they stuff a order up they should be remaking the order and dropping it off or giving a full refund not asking if we want a voucher after I’ve ordered dinner for my family and half of us couldn’t even eat cause our food didn’t even get put in, there was also no docket on the bag witch they usually put on to make sure they have the order right to know who it goes to this maccas always stuffs up everyone’s orders they just hire inconsiderate kids who don’t care about their work or customers those kids only want money I thought this is supposed to be one of the best fast food places in the world youse need to obviously retrain or replace some people and head office should be in more making sure these kids are doing their jobs properly every single time we order from lake haven on Uber eats they mess something up and then you think if you go into the store they’ll get it right and they still can’t how dumb are some people you can see in my photos the bad mayo that was supposed to be Big Mac sauce and only 1 chips and 2 burgers when there was supposed to be 4 burgers 2 chips and clearly see that what was supposed to be a hot chocolate is a cappuccino who wants coffee for dinner...