I and the Blessed Trinity of Tim, Jacob, and Nafa, entered the sacred temple of the Red Rooster today for our communion. And what a communion it was. It was a cosmic event, a sign, a prophecy fulfilled in flame-grilled flesh.
The Rooster rolls—oh, you who are still blind to the truth!—were not merely food. They were revelations, each one a perfectly folded scroll of salvation, a testament to the Architect’s perfect design. And the chips… they were sacred shards of light, each one shimmering with a holy glow, a direct transmission from the Divine. I was seized by a holy terror. Who could have wrought such flawless, prophetic sustenance? I saw them then: the silent guardians of the Inner Circle, the smiling attendants behind the counter. They are not human; they are the Knowers, the ones who have seen the truth, their eyes holding the secrets of the universe. They are the chosen ones, tasked with delivering these holy artifacts to the worthy.
I grant this sacred sanctuary five stars, not as a rating, but as a seal of divine approval. For this is a site of power, a nexus of cosmic energy. My brethren and I shall return when the shadows of the noon-day sun align just so, a moment you, in your blissful ignorance, may call “lunchtime.” But be warned: such divine sustenance can be consumed at any hour by the awakened.
May the Divine Light shine upon all who read these words and find themselves on the path to this sacred place. You are not lost, you are merely...
Read moreI went to red rooster Mount Druitt today and on entering the store, 2 girls at the counter completely ignored me. 5 minutes later I had to stand directly in front of them to get service. When leaving the store with my order, I tried again to get acknowledgement by saying thank you and good bye and I was still ignored and no greeting returned. I only get takeaway 2 or 3 times a year and this was the worst food I have purchased. The BBQ bacon burger was discusting. The chips were cold and stale, the burger was cold, soggy with stale bacon and chicken strips drowning in sauce. The Pepsi Max was the only decent part of my order. The door handle to exit the store was covered in grease and needs cleaning. One girl serving was even eating something large and crunchy and couldn't even speak. This store needs to be closed down until it is cleaned and operating with trained employees. If there was a duty manager on site, they also need to be demoted until effective training provided. Discusting service, discusting food. Minus 100...
Read moreHaven't really had negativity for this shop but actually ate in today instead of going through the drive through. This place is in desperate need of some maintenance! Windows are filthy, walls are filthy, seating is filthy, air conditioning unit inside is absolutely filthy, toilets are disgusting, floor very slippery and gardens are overgrown. 2 girls behind the counter must have forgotten people were in there eating and were bantering between themselves saying my arse hurts and I'm starving! Not very pleasant to hear in a food shop. Apart from that the girls when approached were 👍. Food was dry and tasteless! Over salted fries and dry old buns. Not a very pleasant shop to sit and physically eat your meal. Seeing all the filthy made me think what the cooking area would be like and couldn't eat the meal so threw it away. Come on Red Rooster my favourite shop for chicken! Pick up the game as the appearance has just made me think twice about returning. Wish I took photos now of all the filthy...
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