McDonald's — Restaurant in Greater Strathcona

Greetings all, Primarily I would be exuberant to address the reality of my expertly calculated and considered rating of the infamous "Triangle McDonalds". Due to the drab rating methodology provided by Google, I was obliged to round my grading to a ranking of 5 stars. However, my "Triangle McDonalds" experience is more appropriately represented by my comprehensive computation of 4.85/5 stars. I will elucidate below: Upon arrival at approximately 9:02pm, an immediate observation manifested the standard of cleanliness that the staff are committed to emulate to their clientele. Despite a vacant dining sector, a dedicated labourer was not hindered from preparing an alluring dining domain through their diligent act of mopping the flooring. I was pleasurably galvanized. Excitingly swift was the express deliverance of my waffle fries during my gratifying "Triangle McDonalds" experience. Only a foolish underplaying of elucidation could illustrate that I was overly flabbergasted by the extremely perfected system of fluency through which my waffle fries originated. Masterful. To conclude the calculation of my rating, I must involve my poignant, disturbing encounter with the receipt ejecting apparatus. I at full tilt became ill when the realization that I would be in the absence of my order receipt fell upon myself. What was I to do if my opportunity to consume my long yearned for waffle fries slipped through my grasp? Hope prevailed as I was eventually united with my order, despite the mysterious chaos initiated by the pay kiosk. This sinister series of events prompted me to deduct 0.15 stars from my overall score. In conclusion, I endorse this so called "Triangle McDonalds". May it serve you well as it did...

Hark! Upon this morn, the sun having already climbed high in the heavens, I awoke from my slumber at the eleventh hour and tenth minute. A cleansing ritual I performed, washing my body and purifying my mouth with a brush of bristles. Garbed in suitable attire, I mounted my trusty steed, a mechanical chariot of the Toyota clan known as the Matrix, and set forth towards my place of toil. The day proved a trial, with a torrent of customers demanding my attention. A score of drinks, nay, a century or more, did I prepare! Alas, misfortune befell us, as the fiery depths of the fryer and the sealing contraption succumbed to a mysterious ailment. Yet, amidst this chaos, the sweet melodies of Yuletide filled the air, a balm to my weary soul. My labors complete, I once more mounted my faithful Matrix and journeyed homeward. There, I shed my workaday garments and donned fresh attire, before embarking on a quest to the distant northern realms. My destination: a culinary sanctuary, where the mystical cooks of the Orient conjured forth dishes of wondrous delight. With my belly full and spirits high, I delivered my kin, my brother, to our domicile. Then, guided by a higher purpose, I sought the sanctuary of the church, where words of wisdom and inspiration flowed like a sacred river. Sustenance was offered in the form of triangular bread with savory toppings, and a flagon filled twice with the frothy nectar of roots and berries. Yet, my journey was not yet at an end. A craving for earthly delights led me to the golden arches of McDonald's, where I partook of fried potato sticks and a tender morsel of fowl. Thus, with my hunger sated and my spirit enriched, I draw this chronicle of my...

This place is surprisingly pathetic. I know for a fact that if I managed this place I could raise the rating the by at least 2.3. Not only does this place lack proper management, which is clearly visible by the lack of effort to keep this place clean but also by the customer service. Last night I waited 45 minutes for my order. Grantit I stopped by at around 2:45am but still. I personally managed a jack in the box in Vegas and was able to achieve a 4.3 rating on Google maps with reviews, because my employees were not only able to provide quality service but also actually made good food at 3:00am in the morning due to proper wages. I have went to this location multiple times past 12:00am and every time I have been sorely disappointed by the quality of the food I was given. Simply put it tasted it horse shit. I will say though that the lady that has handed me my food was definitely under payed. She was single handedly running the whole operation. Which is pathetic for a so called big company like mcdonalds. This one woman was taking every order and cooking everything while working by herself working at 2:45 in the morning for minimum wage. All you need to do as a company is hire 1 or 2 more workers or at least pay this woman what she deserves and I'm sure you could boost not only reviews but also sales. Just by improving morale around the workplace. Because after talking with multiple staff members it's clear to me that you need a full replacement of all of the management of this location. At least...