Before my first visit to King Burger, I was a train wreck of a man. My wife had recently left me due to the fact that allegedly ‘smelled of chives’. She also took my two kids Denise and Denephew and left on the first flight to Trinidad (Julie, if you’re reading this, please come back).
Distraught and questioning life’s meaning, I returned to my first love: fast food. Instead of opting for one of the more ‘corporate’ options in town, I decided to visit a place that I usually avoid, that being King Burger. Despite its dodgy exterior, the inside of the joint is stylish, clean and comfortable. It took me back to a simpler time, and reminded me of when my uncle Rod used to take me out for lunch every Thursday (before the incident).
The food was nothing to sneeze at. A single bite of their Deluxe Bacon Cheeseburger can transport a customer to a magical realm that is filled with beef and cheese and is without the ever present fear of nuclear warfare on the horizon. The fries taste and feel like an intimate night with Hasbro’s own ‘Mr. Potato Head’. In short, the King Burger experience was enlightening, life changing even.
To conclude, King Burger is a place that every being in the animal kingdom should visit before their time on Earth is through. I entered its hallowed wooden halls a broken man, and left as someone with a newfound purpose in life. Thank you for reading and have a...
Read moreI was not at all impressed. Paid over 13.00 for a kingburger burger with cheese, pickles, ketchup and mustard (as they don’t come with any sauce apparently and only come with the burger with fried onion which I’m positive mine didn’t even have) and a very small amount of onion rings (rather then fries). It was suppose to be a platter but all I got was a burger and small amount of onion rings where normal places you get your burger, side and drink for even less then what I paid here. It’s sad to say for a local place, I would rather have McDonalds then this place. My experience was so poor I gave my spouse my burger after 2-3 bites because I literally couldn’t eat it not to mention it was so completely loaded in sauce for some reason that it was falling apart as I tried to eat it and even before eating it I had to pull it apart and reposition it as my whole burger was completely off set. Never again! I understand it’s local but I’m sorry this doesn’t represent our town...
Read moreAlways wanted to try it.. since it’s on the way to work and I see it everyday. I did and unfortunately was disappointed. 17$ for king burger and poutine. Nothing special, normal frozen fries and little bit of Gravy on top. The burger was two small Patties on top of each other. For that money you might say oh it comes with a drink.. a water bottle?? Nothing. Just a burger and whatever poutine. Also, the drive thru mechanism need fixing.. I drove 3 or 4 times around the building to see where to order. Since they have an old piece of intercom machine and all their windows are covered with a privacy films so you can’t see really much or how they cooking the food or what not. 2 stars only for...
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