Café Razz — Restaurant in Kolding Municipality

Did not put the ‘Razz’ in razzmatazz.

I went to cafe razz whilst visiting the joyful, sunny and lively town of Kolding. The town in general has a number of eloquent and bespoke cafes and restaurants that are a delight to the palette, however this did not join that club.

Service was fine, mostly young people earning they’re money and doing it well. The food on the other hand seemed to be made with as much care and affection as what a Roman general had for a bstrd child. Ordered a sandwich which made promises of decadent, juicy drippings but delivered only minute, tasteless bites of sandy dirt. It was as though someone had left the meat cook from frozen in a vat of hot oil overnight and stuffed it between two stingy pieces of Soviet-like ‘bread’.

I ordered a beer to coincide with what I would now call a hell-meal, aka, something I wouldn’t even feed to homicidal prisoners and it was, of course, warm. Almost warmer than the sandwich. Easy to see why they can’t pay for electricity here.

I’ve eaten some dirt in my time but this was truly the nine eleven of meals. Probably wouldn’t could back...

Worst service ever. I reserved a place to spend good evening time and I requested a big party cake with torch’s and candles as a small surprise for my wife. Also manager promised that all s gonna be nice and fine , without any problem or cons , BUT F**K NO. When we came there was none of this. I went and asked the waiter where our birthday cake and everything that was served. But he just looked at me like I was stupid and pretended nothin. Then i called the manager and he answered «We are too busy, we have more important guests and we can not serve you» More important guests??Oh rlly??Thank you for the best service in my life.

By the way, in countries such as Greece, Armenia, Ukraine, Poland, Czech Republic, Israel, Trinidad and Tobago, Romania, Netherlands, Liechtenstein, Spain, Italy, Norway and etc.I never had any problems.

I’m sorry we’re inferior and not worthy of...

Visited Razz late January '22. We noticed a series of negative reviews, but had visited the place some time ago and decided to give it a try anyway - and were very pleased we did. The evening was absolutely great and we enjoyed a cozy atmosphere and very delicious meals. We had the Bacon Cheese Burger, with an fried egg on top, and the Veggie Burger. Both mels tasted fantastic and was excellently prepared. For dessert I had a piece of carrot cake with a scoop of ice cream. It was marvelous. We had an amazing time at Cafe Razz and will definitely return. The café is highly recommended.

To the staff; thanks for a great experience. One small remark; please consider moving the cocktail blender to the back of the bar. The intense loud noise gets very annoying very fast, especially for those sitting next to the...