Cafe Noir — Restaurant in Central

Café Noir was a complete letdown on all fronts. I ordered the pasta, and it was absolutely horrible—bland, tasteless, and outright disgusting. It was one of the worst dishes I’ve ever been served, and I couldn’t even finish it. For a place that seems to market itself as a quality café, this was beyond disappointing.

The iced coffee wasn’t much better. It was mediocre at best—watery, flavorless, and unimpressive. To make matters worse, it was served in a broken glass, which is not just careless but also dangerous. How can a café not check something so basic? It’s shocking and shows a complete lack of care for customers.

On top of the bad food and drink, the café itself is not suitable for sitting and getting work done. None of the tables have power points, which makes it incredibly inconvenient for people who want to work on their laptops or charge their devices. In this day and age, a café should cater to professionals and students who need a functional workspace, and this one clearly does not.

Overall, the entire experience was a disaster—bad food, unsafe drinkware, and an environment that doesn’t support basic needs like charging devices. I won’t be coming back, and I certainly wouldn’t recommend this...

Been to the Cafe twice so far. They have a great deal on Tuesday’s where you buy 1 pizza of any topping and get a magherita pizza free. Got the veg herby pizza, not the greatest as the Magherita tatsed better. Also had Iced Chocolate and a freakshake. From the both, the freakshake would be a better option as it has additional toppings and both taste about the same. The staffs were friendly and helpful and the time taken for food to arrive was pretty quick. Great place to do your work if needed and has a quiet atmosphere. Love the quotes on their wall, which are usually light hearted and brings life to the place. The prices are as you would expect for a Suva based cafe, so...

Great food, thou a little on the pricey side. Had the chicken burger and a soursop smoothie. The chicken burger was very tasty and the fries were very nice. The chicken patty itself looked a little odd in the middle, not sure if that was a sauce thing going on, but I will update the review if I feel ill in any way, rest assured!

Taking one star off out of cleanliness. There was a cockroach that had crawled out of a crack in the wall, and my date had a similar experience on her visit to the same...