CRAZY ANGELS - Sports Bar — Restaurant in Hamburg

I called it an oasis when I first saw all the lights shining at 2 am of a Monday morning. My friend and I were looking for a last beer after "Villa im Park" closed. We sat on the bar and the scene was nice, with all the football scarfs on the walls, people having fun and the cool and noisy darts, cool cool. Our beers where served 85% foam... not handed to us but hold under the tap. Waiting. Meanwhile everyone in the bar looks at you. And then the foam decreases and it is refilled. It was like an iceberg floating of foam at room temperature. We thirsty and drunk drank it. Can happen and it is ok. No need to think that the bartender did it on purpose, right?. So one of the darts players come to the bartender and doing some small talk, he pointed at us while looking at the bartender and says. -So these two are from Spain? -Mmmhh. Replies the bartender -And you let them in? Questions again the young lad. -Mmmmhh. Replies again the bartender, knowing that I can understand what they say and can clearly hear them since they are a meter away. -But it is not to receive them with open arms, right? The bartender looks at me sideways, looks at him again and replies the same. -Mmmmhh.

Yes, all and all, we had a beer and was ok. In my opinion is an old fashion german bar, not inclusive, not welcoming, without refreshing beer. Holsten 500ml 5.5 EUR. I wrote a poem about it, but it is in Spanish.

El oasis no era na´ así, o si?

Los ángeles se desdoblan de asombro Han desarrollado un ultimo concepto Se movían de un lado al otro Mirándose entre risas

Risas de esas cortas Exhalaciones desde la garganta Como si les hicieran cosquillas en las bolas Y el aire saliera retumbando el vientre

Los ángeles se habían vuelto locos O mas bien circunstancialmente lo fueron Dieron floja la rienda de la cordura Se meneaban por sus salones pristinos al mirar a lo lejos su creación

Honor a ellos mismos y su momentánea insensatez Pecho alto ante este oasis de contradicciones Los brebajes existen en abundancia Mas su tibieza desanima cualquier sed Lúdicas instancias brillan con sonidos multiples Mas tres generaciones monopolizan su uso Paredes cubiertas por el calor del deportivo rey en este ancho mar Mas la frialdad del primer día de otoño penetra al viajero

El oasis era na´ que ver con lo que pensamos El oasis era na´ de lo que imaginamos No si El oasis era na´ así

En la mañana los ángeles Con resaca, cordura y sin locura Culpa, miedo y sudan frio Se les suben las bolas de...

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