0/5 Stars - WEST OF MONEY, STREET FOOD IS BETTER THAN THIS!_
[ River Lounge, Restaurant with Bar ] is an insult to the culinary world. Overhyped, overpriced, and outrageously bad. The food is an affront to taste buds, with dishes that are:
Underseasoned Overcooked Unpresentable
And don't even get me started on the "service":
Slow Clueless Rude
You'll find better food, better service, and better value from a street vendor. This dump is an embarrassment to the culinary scene.
SAVE YOUR MONEY, SAVE YOUR TASTE BUDS. Eat elsewhere.
Ratings:
Food: 0/5 (garbage) Service: 0/5 (non-existent) Value: 0/5 (highway robbery) Ambiance: 0/5 (dumpster fire)
Will I Return?: When pigs fly.
To the Owner: Get back in the kitchen and try again. Or better yet, just close up shop.
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My experience at [River Lounge, Restaurant with Bar ] was an unmitigated disaster. The food was an insult to culinary arts - overpriced, underseasoned, and presented with all the finesse of a kindergarten craft project.
Service? What service? Our server seemed to be suffering from acute apathy, taking an eternity to take orders and forgetting one of them altogether.
Ambiance? Think dingy, dated decor and a lingering aroma of stale grease.
The manager's response to our complaints? Crickets.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY HERE. This restaurant's sole purpose seems to be separating unsuspecting patrons from their hard-earned cash.
Ratings:
Food: 0/5 (inedible) Service: 0/5 (non-existent) Value: 0/5 (highway robbery) Ambiance: 0/5 (dumpster fire)
Will I Return?: When hell freezes over.
Warning: Save your taste buds, wallet, and sanity. Steer clear...
Read moreDisappointing Experience, Avoid This Restaurant!*
I recently visited River lounge and was thoroughly disappointed with the service and food quality. The dishes we ordered were unappetizing and tasted terrible. The portions were small, and the prices were exorbitant.
The service was equally unimpressive. Our server seemed disinterested, and requests for refills or extra condiments took an eternity to arrive.
Overall, my experience at River lounge was a complete waste of money. I would not recommend this restaurant to anyone.
Rating Breakdown:
Food Quality: 1/5 Service: 1/5 Value for Money: 1/5 Ambiance: 1/5
Will I Return?: No Owner is also arogant and wrong words using against...
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