Lo Zuavo — Restaurant in Comunità Montana Parco Alto Garda bresciano

If you’re considering eating here, do yourself a favor and run the other way. The “food” (if you can even call it that) is nothing but cheap frozen garbage, reheated and slapped onto a plate as if no one would notice. Spoiler: you will notice. For more than €10, you’ll be lucky to get a laughably tiny portion that wouldn’t even fill a child.

As if that weren’t enough, the owner is an unbearable presence — hovering around like he owns the place (which unfortunately, he does) and then, just when you think the ordeal might be over, he decides to blast random music at full volume in the middle of dinner service. Imagine trying to choke down overpriced frozen slop while being assaulted by a surprise DJ...

Live Premiership football here.

I was looking to watch a game sunday evening, and stumbled across place. It's the only place in Gargnano which has the English Premier league on television.

But that aside, the staff were amazing and extremely friendly. The drinks were great and very reasonably priced(cheap in fact). I decided to grab some Bruscetta as a light snack(it was huge 🤣) and it was amazing.

I cannot say enough about this place, I'd highly recommend visiting if you're in...

We thought we would enjoy some good Italian dishes, pasta and lasagna. But back to reality… the portions were so small that we finished eating in just 5 minutes. The lasagna had folded, dry edges like frozen meals, poorly filled and tasteless. When we went to pay, we noticed a fake kitchen… just fridges full of frozen meals and microwaves. We even wonder if the drinks weren’t...