Ristorante Pizzeria Chiaro Di Luna — Restaurant in Figari/Golfo Aranci

Chiaro di Luna… what a name. A place that promises moonlight romance but delivers the dining experience of a gas station microwave.

Service??? What service. I’ve had more attentive waiters at IKEA. Drink menu??? Never heard of her. Mineral water? Oh, you mean the tepid tap doo-doo water poured with the pride of a village well.

The Ricotta Ravioli was less a dish and more a dusty museum artifact wrapped in gluey pasta sheets. The “sage butter”? Please. It tasted exactly like Orville Redenbacher popcorn seasoning—minus the joy of actual popcorn.

And the pièce de résistance: we had to get up and fetch our own salt and pepper like peasants at a medieval banquet. Atrocious doesn’t even cover it. Honestly, I wouldn’t send my worst enemy here, unless I wanted to make sure they stayed my worst enemy.

The worst food in Italy? Probably. The worst food in Europe? Quite possibly. A culinary crime scene? Oh and the icing on the cake would be the man eating in his underpants at the...

AVOID!!! Not even worth 1 Star! - Food was horrendous- ricotta ravioli was dry and grainy and the chips tasted like they had been fried in ‘old chip fat’. Upon complaining to the owner she became extremely abusive and told me that I was her guest so to ‘shut my mouth’ and ‘go back to where I can from’! I have never been spoken to in such a manner and was just trying to initially address the food quality. She told us we should have told them we were not happy however we were never asked how our meal was and we’re not even acknowledged by the staff who were nowhere to be seen right from the time our food was served. Food and sides were not served together and they had obviously forgotten our sides so by the time they arrived our pasta was nearly cold! 5 pieces of dry grainy ricotta ravioli for €16 and abuse from the manager who obviously is unable to deal with a complaint? I would suggest saving your money, going elsewhere and avoiding...

We had a very good lunch here a few days ago, so came back for dinner. It was night and day. Waiters completely distracted by football on TV and food was not even mediocre. Had incredible meals in other restaurants for similar prices. Ordered a litre of white wine which came in two half litre carafes, one of which was corked. I explained that it wasn't good and ashlked that it should be changed.,but it wasn't replaced and my bill still showed a litre of wine. My Italian is more than adequate to convey this. The waiter just didn't listen.The bill was corrected but I had to point out that we had only had a half litre Again I felt football on the TV was more important than customers. Avoid fried mixed seafood . It is awful and been fried in stale oil. Stick to pizza here. We won't be...