The Troubadour — Restaurant in St. Helier

Came here for some calm drinks after dinner. Ordered 2 rounds, all grand. Playing some cards.

Last orders called, still playing some cards. The bar and the staff put Closing time on the karaoke 5 minutes after last orders. 10 minutes after last orders - the karaoke and bar waitress came over and told us to, with many expletives, told us to leave. The rudest I’ve ever been spoken to, especially in a bar that was closing an hour earlier than posted on...

Bottle of wine required. Dry or sweet barmaid yells. Pardon I reply ? Then hollers at me dry or sweet ! Slightly rude. Then gives me said bottle of wine. I ask politely can I have ice bucket please. Oh I get a bucket with no ice. Mmmm boiling hot June day. She walks round with a face on her like I don’t know what. Not a great first...

Perfect location to get the best of the sun. View of the marina, although temporarily obstructed by the skating rink tent. I've always had a warm welcome and lovely chat with the landlord, Ben. He is the such a gregarious host. Always ready with a witty aside. Great company, great atmosphere, my go to...