Brasserie Woodz — Restaurant in Rotterdam

Last night's culinary adventure led me to this restaurant where I had the distinct pleasure of experiencing meat that can only be described as an existential crisis on a plate. If flavor had a 'D-list,' this meat would be its headliner. It's as if the chef sprinkled a dash of despair and a hint of disappointment into every bite. I'm pretty sure the cow it came from moonlighted as a stand-up comedian because it had me laughing all the way to the bathroom. When the waiter asked for my feedback, I almost suggested they rename it Regret Steak. It was indeed a pleasure, trying the most exquisite piece of meat at a restaurant - if by 'exquisite,' you mean it tasted like it had been marinated in disappointment and grilled over a bed of regret. I'm convinced they sourced this meat from a cattle that moonlights as a stunt double for roadkill. When the waiter asked if I enjoyed it, I had to resist the urge to compare it to chewing on a tire. In all seriousness, this restaurant has truly redefined my concept of...

Hello🇱🇹 by in this place last weekend first time and actually I by surprising I long time drive in park from this place,but it’s not look from street wery intriguing and we deside tryed and when come in it’s look wery colour full and beautiful warm feeling give direct.I order Club sandwich kip de luxe and Dom Poitier Cava Brut vine.And food very colorful like interior🌸🌺very tasty very big I can say it’s one of my best sandwich what I eat,outside and inside all perfect👑I realy come there meny times now and tryed moore thinks it’s realy...

Beautiful location and really nice interior. However the food is very average, it’s good but didn’t match up to our expectations, especially considering the expensive prices. The club sandwich was way too big to be eaten, I had to disassemble it to eat it, which ruins the purpose of a sandwich. The service was fast but the staff is mostly uninterested, they seemed to care more about older customers. So it took a while before we got our order taken. Also since the location is in a park, there were lots of spiders, be aware if...