Aquele Lugar Que Não Existe — Restaurant in Lisbon

We were a group of 7 and went there for dinner. We were late, really late. But were in constant communication with the restaurant and they were very kind and generous to accommodate us even when we were so late specially when the kitchen was almost closed. The place has a really nice vibe, it's beautiful and is like they collected old objects from the dumpster over the years to then showcase them on the restaurant. Even the plates you are gonna use for your meal are also presented in a very peculiar way in the table. But it all works in a weird but interesting way. Even though the space has a lot of stuff it feels open and is very clean. The waiters and service were also very peculiar. I understand why some people may find them a bit off or weird, but we had lots of fun with them. They were very knowledgeable of the food and had real passion when speaking about the plates and ingredients, specially our waiter Pedro. We gave him the freedom to impress us with the food and sure he did. He was very attentive to our table and accommodated every person taste and allergies or preferences, even for me that im am vegan. He brought lots of food to our table and it all tasted amazing. We were very impressed with the food. It looked, smelled and tasted amazing. We thought we were gonna pay a lot of money for all the food and drinks we had but were surprised to only pay around 30 euros per person. We also brought the leftovers with us. We had a really nice evening. Had lots of fun with the peculiar vibe of the restaurant and waiters, who are amazing people if you make the effort to interact and joke around with them. If you go with an open mind and embrace the peculiar vibe you will have an...

Tldr: Cute location. But dont go there for food. They serve you cold food and get angry for you for pointing it out. There is a mexican place down the road “las gringas” thats way better

Never do reviews but jfc what a bad experience

We ordered the shish kebab and the chicken was cold. As in: put your finger on the meat and its cold.

We told the waiter and bc they also put a weird mayo sauce on top asked them instead of just redoing it to please bring a different same priced chicken dish

The head-waiter came back angry at us and insisted that its normal that the chicken is cold bc they put tomato and salad on it and its our fault bc we didnt the understand portuguese menu. We used google lens. There wasnt anything about cold meat.

My bet is thst they pregrill the chicken and then just reheat it and forgot to do it properly this time. Or maybe they left it outside to cool while cooking something else

After not wanting us to bring something else we asked for the bill to leave and they - obviously - charged us for it although we...

This restaurant has it's value on the atmosphere which is original, one of a kind, and that's it for the positive things.

The staff took the order almost right away and the delivery was actually quite fast. After we finished our meal we waited for an hour and no one even came to ask if we wanted desserts. The table sat like that with all the dirty dishes.

It's a big space and the costumers only have a single bathroom and, because of this, you almost have a queue to go there. Unacceptable, I don't even find an excuse for this.

I totally don't recommend this place. Just go elsewhere where staff cares about you and your wellbeing while you're there.

The bizarre part was that we had to get up and go to the register to ask for the bill and then I mentioned "what happened?" and the answer was "I don't understand what happened", this with a smirk, not even a single apology for the awful...