Restaurante El Guarda — Restaurant in Benahavís

Have you ever been served warm milk as a sauce before? Me either before coming here. I probably would've just been confused rather irritated if I didn't have to ask 4 times just to get it.

Though my mouth was rather dry after waiting 20 minutes to get a drink, so I did have to at least taste it (do not recommend).

These are just some of the cacophony of errors you can expect when eating here. Mind you, I wouldn't expect the waiter to ask how your meal was.

He'd probably run off mid-sentence like he did anytime we asked him anything...

Not before ridiculing a vegetarian member of our group I might add. If you're a vegetarian I'm sure you've experienced it before where you try to cobble together side dishes to make a suitable main. Expect snarky comments when...

Food was terrible and for that quality way too expensive with 15 € for the cheapest meal. Which was so disappointing since all the pictures looked great. The location is in a cute market square in a quiet alley. They provided heaters and blankets, their server was very nice. BUT THE FOOD WAS BAD!!! Had fish in their homestyle cream sauce. The fish was chewy and seemed undercooked, it was served with very soggy potatoe fries. The kids had "fish sticks" , which ended up to be the same half raw chewy gross fish. My son had salmon in cream sauce, which was at least cooked. Sauce was bland though. Such a disappointment for such a nice place. When I mentioned that I didn't like the food and why, the waiter...

The staff is very amicable and the food is prepared well, however there is little fantasy to the dishes. The Paella was a bit to greasy to our taste.

Good wine selection, small bottles of water (one bottle serves maybe two people), tea was served in a coffee cup.

The desert were superb and in big portion. Good homemade cheesecake and tiramisu. But the Chocolate Cake was devine.

They have a large...