The Lancashire Bruja — Restaurant in Xàbia / Jávea

Listed as a Cafe. Not really a Cafe. Incredibly rude.

A cafe wouldn't be surprised if you ordered only a coffee. They wouldn't be surprised if you chilled there for 1.5 hours drinking coffee.

I was there for 1.5 hours on my own drinking coffee and working on a friend's birthday gift on my laptop. I wasn't quite hungry yet, so I was waiting to order. However, they asked me to leave saying management said I was there too long and using too much Internet. I was on my hotspot. Not their internet. I wasn't even plugged into their electricity. I would understand if the place was busy, but they were empty. So I wasn't even taking needed space. Needless to say I left and ordered my lunch at a much better cafe.

If you're going to have a coffee or eat here, be efficient. No needless chatting. Just eat, pay, and get out. Don't worry if there are other customers or not. It doesn't matter, your presence is a bother to them. Actually, they'd probably prefer if you didn't...

Absolutely delicious and very well priced. We got 2 full English breakfasts, an orange juice, a tea, and a coffee, all for only €15.95 ! The English breakfast was amazing, the best we have had in Spain by far, we ate every last bite and will definitely be coming back. The latte was also perfect and we are usually very fussy about coffees. The breakfasts we ordered were the 'small' breakfasts, although as you can see from the picture there is nothing small about them. The small breakfast was more of a normal sized full breakfast which was excellent for the price. I can't imagine how filling the large one would be as we were stuffed full off the small size. The staff were also very friendly and attentive. We will definitely be back again and make this one of our new...

Our first visit to The Lancashire Bruja, and to be honest, it won't be our last. We had a breakfast wrap, a vegetarian breakfast, and a big breakfast; all delicious, excellent portion size, in fact we were all really surprised at how large all of the portions were, total value for money...no need for dinner tonight 😀 We also had a coffee, a soft drink, and a small beer; again all reasonably priced, particularly against the bars and cafe's on the Arenal or at the Port. Super friendly staff, all English speaking. Would highly recommend going to The Lancashire Bruja as you will not be...