Curry house — Restaurant in England

Really disappointing meal, for starters one of the naan breads was not what we ordered, I called to ask for a replacement and was essentially gaslit by them telling me I was wrong and that it was definitely the naan bread I ordered despite me telling them clearly multiple times it wasn't (it absolutely wasn't what I ordered).

So not a great start, the naan breads themselves were cold in the centre and very doighy. In fact most of our meal was cold or lukewarm at best which considering I picked it up from the restaurant and we were their only order at the time is pretty shocking.

The Curry itself had actually separated which was pretty unpleasant, the flavours were not awful but certainly not worth the money.

We also ordered a biriyani, the meat in it was well cooked and the flavours of the rice were okay but the curry that came with it was as bland as Bath water.

For some reason we ordered chips, we shouldn't have, they were essentially oil torpedoes disguised as chips, they also got soaked by all the water that separated from the curry which possibly improved them? Hard to tell.

My partner kept trying to make me feel better about wasting my money on this by saying "well it was edible" so I suppose Curry House have got that going for them, they make edible food.

All that said, the mint dip was top tier so good job. The dip paired with the leftover Pataks poppadoms we had in the cupboard was honestly the highlight of my...

The restaurant fixtures are very basic and there are only about six tables but don't let this put you off; at the time of writing, the restaurant has a five star hygiene rating.

The food is excellent and plentiful; the combination of spices is just right for my taste. The prices are reasonable but you get an even better deal on their Thursday and Sunday specials night. For under £10 You get a poppadom (Thursday only) a starter, a nan or rice, a side dish and a main course.

Unlike alot of specials offers in other Indian restaurants, there are no main dishes that are not available to choose from the menu. You do have to pay an extra £3 for king prawns or duck main dish.

The restaurant does not have a liquor licence but you can take in your own alcohol and appropriate glasses are provided. You are not charged corkage either. As a result you know you are only going to pay a tenner per person for a meal unless, of course, you decide to...

Just ordered - delivery was super fast! Can't fault that at all.

Real shame the food is awful. Probably the worst 2 curries I've tasted. Tesco ready meal curries taste nicer - genuinely.

Can taste the tomato ketchup they've used in the tikka masala.

Maybe they just got these two dishes wrong so perhaps order something else if you really want to order from here.

Advice - just make your own butter chicken and chicken tikka masala, will taste better. Feel robbed of my 30 odd pounds.

Garlic naan is alright but nothing special.

Very disappointing overall - going to soldier through now as I'm hungry but this is a wildly disappointing Saturday night lol

Edit - delivery driver was friendly as a bonus

Edit after finishing - my mouth tastes like I've had to do a drinking game forfeit of a shot of apple cider vinegar. Do with that...