Porto Pizzas — Restaurant in England

I've been fooled by a lot of rubbish takeaways in my time with their false advertisements showing mouth watering food! This place takes the micky though, environmental health and the RSPCA should be informed in case any other disappointed customers feed that utter garbage to their dogs!! To start with: cheesy chips and Bolognese. Bolognese? That is clearly not real meat, I do not know what animal has been substituted and minced in replacement but it is 100% not beef. To top it of though it was literally swimming in a bath of what I can only describe as "Curry Oil"!!! Next: My mate decided to order an actual curry... Lamb Dupiaza, I was dubious to begin with which is why I only ordered something simple like chips and Bolognese. My mate was a bit more adventurous than me and ultimately a lot more disappointed. The rice was disgusting and sticky like it had been boiled in the bag and microwaved for good measure. The actual curry was a damn disgrace to india itself! Tasteless and watery with about a litre of oil chucked in for good measure. BE WARNED... the poor reviews are genuine and the good reviews are fake as two left shoes!!! This place is DISGUSTING, absolutely not fit for human or canine...

I started using this place a few months ago and up to now had only had the kebab meat bake thing and cheesy garlic bread. Tonight as I hadn't eaten all day, I thought I'd try the lasagne and plain garlic bread. 'Plain is exactly what the bread was as they didnt put any garlic on it. Their idea of 'lasagne' is what you see in the photo's....mince, pasta and a large helping of grease!! When I rang up to ask why there was no bechamel or pasta sauce, I was told that's how they make it, no apology, no offer to rectify it....Nothing. Disgusting...

Had a delivery yesterday, almost £50, I was disappointed to say the least, everything was swimming in yellow grease, the kebab meat was as thin as I have ever seen it, the chicken in the curry was the same chicken that they use for the chicken kebabs, no sign of char grilled chicken, chips were very small portions and not a single free item, the mixed kebab is mainly mushrooms, peppers and onions with a feeble amount of meat and loads of yellow grease. Absolutely...