Oh my. Such a bad restaurant. Going against the generic decent reviews of this place but my God what a terrible, terrible night we've had there on our last night of our staycation. Booked an outside garden table for 20.30 and got there bang on time to be seated inside next to the toilets. We told them we'd booked outside and were told there had "been a mixup" and could we have a drink inside whilst we waited for a table. We then tried to pre order the chicken and chorizo paella as it took 30-40 mins and the order was taken. Only for a waitress to then inform us there was no chorizo as "they can't get it to the island with what's going on with Covid". Would we be okay with a seafood one. No we wouldn't. So, we order different food when we eventually get sat outside. Table not made up and nobody dealing with us outside. Had to literally keep walking inside to get any waitress to do anything. On walking inside, see two of them stood doing nothing and the other had a order in her hands. Guess what it was? Chorizo, in a bowl. Nice! When questioned why this couldn't go in a paella was told that this was chorizo in cider and not the chorizo that could go on paella. I was told that they couldn't get it on the island with Covid. Lies. You have it, just put it in paella. Or couldn't you be bothered to make a paella? Looks like the latter which is weird for a Spanish restaurant. We bought the £50 steak for two which was all bone and fat so I would advise not to order that if you go. Good luck with the paella because it's not even on the menu in the restaurant, but is on the website menu. No Maitre D or obvious owner in sight to complain to. Whoever they are are playing a risky game employing what are clearly incredibly young (20 or under) girls that literally, don't have a clue how to run a restaurant. When challenged they just blame, blame, blame. Its the government's fault apparently for creating the 'eat out to help out' scheme, that keeps these morons in jobs. They were busier than normal on a Tuesday night which is why they couldn't cope. Ridiculous. You pay peanuts and, well, you know the rest. They all need sacking and the owner needs to get a grip on the business and be visible. Their invisibility shows how much they care about the place and the patrons. I will NEVER return and I'd be very, very careful if you read this and think about going. There are many better restaurants in the area with very good staff that deserve your custom more. Restaurants like this need to die out. You can't say you haven't been warned. UPDATE : Love the way the owner only replies to positive comments and totally ignores negative ones. What professionalism!! What care!!