Hospital Food, but at Restaurant Prices
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to pay restaurant prices for hospital food, look no further – we found the place for you.
As visitors to Leeds, after a full day of walking, we were absolutely starving. Trusting the highly-rated Google reviews, we wandered into this so-called restaurant and ordered two bowls of ramen – one being the “signature” ramen – a chicken miso ramen, a plate of prawn rolls, fried rice, two cups of brown rice tea (£2 each, proudly advertised as “unlimited refills”), and an apple juice.
The ramen noodles were a true culinary wonder – utterly flavourless, much like noodles briefly waved over boiling water. The miso broth from both bowls was equally unforgettable: so weak and watery, it felt as though miso itself had become a rare and precious commodity.
I managed to finish my chicken ramen quickly – not out of enjoyment, mind you, but purely to silence my hunger. The beef slices in the “signature” ramen were distinctly stale, offering a unique chewy texture best suited to those seeking the authentic “last week’s leftovers” experience.
The £4 fried rice was another triumph of blandness – entirely unseasoned and flavourless, clearly designed for those on a strictly flavour-free diet. We could barely manage a bite, being, unfortunately, not hospital patients ourselves.
Service was equally commendable. After draining my cup of tea, not once did a member of staff approach to offer a refill, despite the bold promise of “unlimited” refills on the menu. The only interactions we had with the staff were when food was placed in front of us – they seemed far more attentive to the neighbouring table, where customers had ordered wine.
To add insult to injury, a 10% service charge was tacked onto the bill – a delightful surprise, particularly as I don’t recall seeing any mention of it on the menu. To be fair, I wouldn’t mind paying a service charge, provided it was clearly stated beforehand and consistent service was offered to all customers, not just those ordering the pricier drinks.
By the time I (barely) finished my meal, I couldn’t wait to leave – and leave I did, vowing never to return.
It genuinely left me wondering how this restaurant managed to secure such high ratings on Google reviews. I can only hope it was because the head chef was away for the Good Friday holiday – and, sadly, I was left enduring a thoroughly not-so-Good Friday.
In summary, what an impressive establishment, perfectly suited for hospital patients in need of a bland, characterless meal! As a tourist, I count myself truly fortunate to have experienced it just once… and you can rest assured, it will remain a...
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