Tulse Hill Cafe Restaurant — Restaurant in London

My breakfast was ruined today by the owner of the business. I walked into the café, extremely hungry. It looked nice enough, and the man who owned it was pleasant enough. I ordered a full English breakfast and apart from the cheap sausages which I couldn't eat l,it looked alright. The man asked me if I would like some sauce and he was pointing at his shelf, which was full of sauces, I noticed he had the original HP brown sauce. Once he passed with a bottle. I started pouring it all over my breakfast. Something didn't seem right it was running out like water then I tasted it into my disgust he had fooled Hp bottle with cheap brown sauce but not only that here also watered it down. I COULDN'T EAT MY BREAKFAST AND HE CHARGED...

Tulse Hill Cafe Restaurant is a quintessential greasy spoon. Entering the cafe you are transported back to a time before the woke nonesense of oat milk, gluten free options and vegetarian/veganism which has infected many of the cafes across South London and the world at large.

Ordering a set breakfast 1 and latte, I was promptly served a plate of well cooked, delicious, nostalgia inducing fried food along with a frothy milky caffeinated delight. These filled me sufficiently for a big day at the keyboard seeking to emulate generations of my predecessors who had converted significant quantities of similar fodder served at the Tulse Hill Cafe Restaurant into efforts to...

The cheapest breakfast on the high street

I always go for the house special which is basically a full English £5.50

Any extras are roughly a pound EACH that includes toast (shockingly pricey)

Ordered a double espresso and got something in between an Americano and a double espresso (not sure if it’s the authentic Turkish way)

Sausages are a bit questionable (probably from frozen)

Portion size has fluctuated so I’d say consistency may not be...