Cafe No.8 — Restaurant in Malvern Hills

Five stars simply aren’t enough. Two outstandingly charming and beautiful women served me. Amazing. Beautiful women, with a beautiful tasteful cafe, in a beautiful quaint town. The whole situation is dizzyingly disorientating due to the beauty here and the understated yet hugely impressive impact made. Coffee and ambiance are simply off the chain. Outstanding. To come across this gem by mistake was an incredible good fortune. And yes… yes.. !!!!!….the girls were indeed extremely beautiful and incredibly alluring in the way they talk etc… They make even washing a dish look sexy !! 🤷‍♀️ The whole thing is so nice I wish I could move to this town tomorrow and just stay here. Everything is awesome and breathtaking no matter which street you find yourself sauntering down. Great people!! Great town...

Disgusting food. Rude staff. My cutlery was dirty, tea cup had tea stain and I had a chipped plate. How people like this place is beyond me. I wouldn't even give my dog the food they served. Eggs over cooked and rubbery, sausages raw, burnt toast and as for the tea and coffee my 3 year old can make better. The toilet was disgusting with pooh stains. The whole place must have its cleaner on a permanent holiday as the cobwebs have their on layer of dust. Walked out didn't even finish. I will be reporting them to food hygiene standards as they must have clearly brought...

After ringing to see if they were open and if we could book we were told they were indeed open and there would be no need to book. Myself and my partner planned our entire day around going there and taking our children there. When we arrived a couple of hours later we entered to find the front area full but told there was seating round the back. There wasn't! So we had no choice but to leave. Get back in the car and drive to another cafe for our family lunch. Children and parents all very disappointed. Will not be going or even trying to go again....